4/16/06

Good News!

The Easter Bunny Has Risen. REJOICE.

O.K. Enought of that. GWiMMRN:

A) What's Happening!
B) PAAS Easter Egg Coloring.
C) PAAAS.
D) Fred Berry, every mother lovin' dead inch of him.
E) Ralph.
F) A big, fat, over-stuffed, pulsating, angry, confused cock.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Duhh-Wayne said...

Hey hey hey!

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Fred Berry's Ghost said...

You know, I ALMOST went into that white light upon my death like I was supposed to, but then I heard a rumor that Heaven doesn't have any doughnuts, so I stuck around.

I mean, at least on earth, I can LOOK at them.

I'm sure any reasonable (dead) person would have made the same choice.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Fred Berry's Ghost said...

*frrrrptrrpt*

Yes, I know: I'm a ghost and I'm farting.

Get over it.

As my good buddy Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint" of GWiMMRN would say after gagging down several otter penises, "GROW UP."

11:58 AM  
Anonymous The Newly-Risen Easter Bunny said...

Actually, I'd rather that everyone rejoiced some more, instead of participating in this DISGUSTING website's charade.

Worship me.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Cinee Bunny Labbit said...

You no wolship farse idor! You wolship me! I am the Chinee Eastel Bunny! I make you raff!

Ha ha ha!

12:02 PM  
Anonymous E. Thomas said...

I'm a Scientologist just like my friend H. Nelson! It's true!

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Fred Berry's Dead Fart said...

Boy, do I stink.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous A. Real Chinaman said...

Actually, I don't find this "Chinee Bunny Labbit" to be amusing in the least.

As my good friend oh, fuck it.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but this is a comment/question for A. Real Chinaman.

How do you pronounce your middle name? Is it "Leal" or "Rear?"

Thanks. ttfn.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"Unlike the lot of you cocklords, I don't have time to address all of your scurrilous accusations."

"All I can say is: GROW UP."

"Grow."

"Up."

""""""""

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, what's happening?

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's happening now?

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Cocklord said...

HA HA HA HAAAA. PUNY MORTALS. I AM THE COCKLORD. BOW DOWN TO ME THIS EASTER DAY OR I WILL SUFFOCATE YOU WITH MY TITANIC BALL-SACS. HA HA HA HAAAAA!

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Titanic Ball-Sacs said...

You better do as he says. He's CRAZY.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous MicroSoft Word XP said...

ACCEPT INSERTION.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NEVER. I will NEVER bow down to the Cocklord.

4:11 PM  

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