Summer Re-Runs Arrive Early in My Mouth

Ahhh, summer. Time for summer re-runs of the shows you watched throughout the year. Of course, summer re-runs are a rarity, as the new television brings 24 hour programming 365 days a year.

For me, I'm going to revive the summer re-run tradition. Thus, and thither, here is your first summer re-run from this season's GWiMMRN:

Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Day Two

Nobody correctly guessed Day One. We're onto Day Two.

A) Papillae
B) A Care Bear
C) La Shawn Barber
D) The sweat-brindled taint of Christina Aguilera
E) Part of a rotten cucumber sandwich
F) A big, fat cock

UPDATE: The answer may now be G) That Jordan, the Lobstrosity, has changed her Blogger template AGAIN. She's so MERCURIAL or H) That, like me, Jordan posted a re-run by quoting a long passage from herself verbatim.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sucks. I can't believe you're so fucking lazy that you won't stuff something new in your mouth today.

Fuck you.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Yeah. What a rip-off and a gip. Not even I would do something like that, and I do ALL SORTS of disgusting, amoral, and vile things.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, this is a major GIP.

You should've posted this one for the GIPPER.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Like a Baby, Eugene's Flesh Dragon said...


(And he really IS amoral and vile.)

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Couldn't you have posted something ORIGINAL?


It's not like we can't go into the ARCHIVES and look at that old post, you know.


10:47 AM  
Anonymous The Gipper said...

Yeah, win one for ME.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, what a gip, you fuckin' gimpy gipper you.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you wrote this post just as a magnet for abuse.

You clitchomper, you.

11:48 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Dear Fuckherders,

If you don't like my early Summer re-runs, then you can suck whatever is left of Larry "Bud" Melman's dick after Sheppy and Paris Hilton got through with it. Go for it, you sloppy-second loving pus-garglers.

Go blow,

My Mouth

P.S. Fuck you.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh...oh, God.

I'm sorry. I mean, how did you KNOW that I'm a sloppy-second loving pus-gargler?

Please...oh, please. Please don't tell my boss.



1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell are you smiling about?

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know.


Well, I hoped it might make a difference.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I can tell you for sure that it won't.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous John Wayne said...

Hello. I'm John Wayne. I can tell you for certain that smiling don't do nobody no good, no how, no way.

So just stop the smiling.

I don't see what the hell is so funny about this anyway.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) 8=====>

That was just for you, John.

:) :) ;)

6:21 PM  

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