4/17/06

Summer Re-Runs Arrive Early in My Mouth

Ahhh, summer. Time for summer re-runs of the shows you watched throughout the year. Of course, summer re-runs are a rarity, as the new television brings 24 hour programming 365 days a year.

For me, I'm going to revive the summer re-run tradition. Thus, and thither, here is your first summer re-run from this season's GWiMMRN:

Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Day Two

Nobody correctly guessed Day One. We're onto Day Two.

A) Papillae
B) A Care Bear
C) La Shawn Barber
D) The sweat-brindled taint of Christina Aguilera
E) Part of a rotten cucumber sandwich
F) A big, fat cock

UPDATE: The answer may now be G) That Jordan, the Lobstrosity, has changed her Blogger template AGAIN. She's so MERCURIAL or H) That, like me, Jordan posted a re-run by quoting a long passage from herself verbatim.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sucks. I can't believe you're so fucking lazy that you won't stuff something new in your mouth today.

Fuck you.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Yeah. What a rip-off and a gip. Not even I would do something like that, and I do ALL SORTS of disgusting, amoral, and vile things.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, this is a major GIP.

You should've posted this one for the GIPPER.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Like a Baby, Eugene's Flesh Dragon said...

goo

(And he really IS amoral and vile.)

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BOOO!

BOOO HISS!

Couldn't you have posted something ORIGINAL?

Jesus.

It's not like we can't go into the ARCHIVES and look at that old post, you know.

BOOO!

10:47 AM  
Anonymous The Gipper said...

Yeah, win one for ME.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, what a gip, you fuckin' gimpy gipper you.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you wrote this post just as a magnet for abuse.

You clitchomper, you.

11:48 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Dear Fuckherders,

If you don't like my early Summer re-runs, then you can suck whatever is left of Larry "Bud" Melman's dick after Sheppy and Paris Hilton got through with it. Go for it, you sloppy-second loving pus-garglers.

Go blow,

My Mouth

P.S. Fuck you.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh...oh, God.

I'm sorry. I mean, how did you KNOW that I'm a sloppy-second loving pus-gargler?

Please...oh, please. Please don't tell my boss.

PLEASE.

:)

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell are you smiling about?

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know.

I...

Well, I hoped it might make a difference.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I can tell you for sure that it won't.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous John Wayne said...

Hello. I'm John Wayne. I can tell you for certain that smiling don't do nobody no good, no how, no way.

So just stop the smiling.

I don't see what the hell is so funny about this anyway.

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:) 8=====>

That was just for you, John.

:) :) ;)

6:21 PM  

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