4/15/06

GWiMMRN, Suckin' Onna Puppy Pussy Edition

Like Santa Claus, I'm watching you all the time. Unlike him, I don't give a sweet fuck if you've been good or not. All I care about is if you've been focusing. FOCUS on my mouth. FOCUS. All properly FOCUSED? Excellent. Now guess what's in my mouth right now:

A) A Weapon of Mass Erection
B) Digital artifacts
C) Puppy pussy
D) A really, really hot slice of strawberry pie
E) Doodly-squat
F) A really, really good slice of hot dog cake
G) Dandruff
H) That really hysterically funny joke where you ask a guy what the capital of Thailand is, and before he has a chance to answer, you bugle, "BANG-COCK!" and punch him very hard in the dick
I) A big, fat [bang]cock

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't think it was very funny.

11:00 AM  
Anonymous A. Jolie said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NEVER MIND I REALLY LIKE IT LIKE IT LIKE IT

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Cat Pussy said...

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11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does... does the uh... hot dog cake have...uh, er... the mustard icing on it?

11:19 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Did you READ the recipe? A LOT of VERY hard work and SEVERAL CAPITAL LETTERS were put into that recipe, you know.

So, the short form is: FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT.

Best Regards,

My Mouth

P.S. Have a nice day.

P.P.S. Anus.

11:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't like the way that I am being treated here.

I don't like it ONE BIT.

12:00 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

We all know how this conversation's going to end, don't we.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I... I guess so.

1:43 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

So let's just cut to the chase: nobody cares about that.

I read that somewhere.

It was pretty mean, but true.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember it. It was a comment directed at me.

I'm still stinging from it.

STINGING.

2:55 PM  
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