4/19/06

Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now, Day 190something

It doesn't really matter how many days it has been. Just guess:

A) Mouse grime.
B) Packets of data containing fart and dick jokes.
C) CSI: My Asshole.
D) A collection of models from "down-under" my ball-sac.
E) A VAH-Z.
F) A spitoon.
G) Another spitoon.
H) A big, fat C0CK.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Guy with Problems said...

Uhhh...tech support?

I...I...

I have dirty mouse balls.

What do I do?

heeheeheeheeheehee!

:)

7:50 AM  
Anonymous M. Stowe said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I AM NOT A WHORE STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's NO WAY I'm going to look at that vase. The website is OBVIOUSLY one of those sick picture sites.

SICKO.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous Your ball-sac said...

SHAVE ME!

Please?

:)

7:53 AM  
Anonymous Tech Support said...

Shave your nuts and meet me in the john.

8:57 AM  
Anonymous Packet of Information said...

1100101101001shave11your00nuts1010and1010meet0101me0111010111000101in010the0101john1010

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hear it for me and my big dumb balls!

9:11 AM  
Anonymous MICROSOFT XP said...

ACCEPT INSERTION

SHAVE MY BALLS

9:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those Leisure Town jokes never get old, do they. I'll be laughing over some of that stuff when I'm 80.

9:19 AM  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS IS BUSINESS AND BUSINESS IS GOOD.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Brad Pitt a spittoon?

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9:53 AM  
Anonymous David Caruso, Star of CSI: Miami said...

You know, I auditioned for CSI: My Asshole, but the old anus wasn't up to the, ah, challenge, as it were.

Among other things.

So I'm in CSI: Miami. I'm hoping to be a "Special Guest Star(fish)" on CSI: My Asshole someday.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody wants to hear your sad-sack tale, Caruso.

NOBODY.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous M. Stowe said...

You're a spitoon like I am a spitoon, Brad.

No one wants to hear your sad-sack tale, Brad.

NOBODY.

10:52 AM  
Anonymous B. Pitt said...

What about my sad-sac? Ha ha!

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the HELL is so funny about your joke, Brad? Huh?

:-P

12:50 PM  
Anonymous H. Thomas said...

I'm going to miss my Scottie. He knew just how warm I like the Freedom Fries up my crunt (which, you all know, are Christened as "Thomas Fries").

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Christ said...

I want all of you to know how distasteful it is to have my name as the root of "christened," which, according to the OED, means "To name, give a name to; often with complement, to call by the name of," especially when connected to something as heinous as "Thomas Fries."

Jesus!

1:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you keep staring at my Vienna sausage, it will turn into a kielbasa.

-- Confucious, Ancient Philosopher

3:46 PM  
Anonymous The REAL Jesus Christ said...

Unlike the lot of you, I don't have time to address all of these ludicrous assertions made in My name.

They ate Thomas Fries at the Last Supper.

Judas found a hair, which is why he betrayed Me and subsequently hanged himself.

And, for the record, I only said "Ohhhhhh, boy" once, and that was when they rammed the plunger into My anus.

heeheeheeheeheehee!

:)

6:16 PM  

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