And 1!
Don't just sit there, GUESS SOMETHING!
A) A whey-faced 'tard.
B) A rationalization that I maintain this website for the good of humanity.
C) The grape-juice induced poop sluice.
D) A Kaopectate resistant strain of diarrhea, not mine.
E) A big, fat cock.
A) A whey-faced 'tard.
B) A rationalization that I maintain this website for the good of humanity.
C) The grape-juice induced poop sluice.
D) A Kaopectate resistant strain of diarrhea, not mine.
E) A big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 9:43 AM
10 Comments:
The diarrhea is due to the overconsumption of delisious watermellon bubilisious (sic).
I prescribe more KAOPECTATE.
"It's become quite clear that someone is posting comments on this jeuvenile website with my name."
"Rest assured, the assholes who are doing this will be caught."
"To all of you, I say, 'GROW UP.'"
Ah SOOOO!!! Itre soorn be Eastel! I bling baskerts of eggs and chocorat.
Chop suey!
Me too?
I know what "bling" is, but what the BLUE FUCK are "baskerts?"
Huh?
Well?
Let's hear it.
YOU NO MAKE FUN OF EASTEL BUNNY. Eastel Bunny make furn of YOU. You al a Yankee dog. Fol you, Yerrow Soup with Foam on Top. Speciar fol Yankee dog.
You know, I'm getting PRETTY TIRED of being made fun of on this website. It's NOT FUNNY. It's NOT MATURE.
It's NOT WHAT NICE PEOPLE DO.
It ISN'T.
But at least you're not calling me a homo or something nasty like that.
ASS-HOLES
You know, I think that last part was a little gratuitous.
Wait: what am I saying. This whole WEBSITE is gratuitous.
Am I the only one who thinks the misspelling of "delisious watermellon bubilisious" is hysterical, or what?
Hey, 'TARD. Get fucked.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
I may be delisious, but I still deserve your respect.
I mean, how would YOU like it if your whole name had to be qualified with (sic)? Huh?
I bet you wuldn't (sic) like it.
This whole website is gratuitous and NOT FUNNY IN THE LEEST (sic).
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