4/14/06

And 1!

Don't just sit there, GUESS SOMETHING!

A) A whey-faced 'tard.
B) A rationalization that I maintain this website for the good of humanity.
C) The grape-juice induced poop sluice.
D) A Kaopectate resistant strain of diarrhea, not mine.
E) A big, fat cock.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Dr. Dookytastur said...

The diarrhea is due to the overconsumption of delisious watermellon bubilisious (sic).

I prescribe more KAOPECTATE.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Deroy Murdock, "Patron Saint of GWiMMRN" said...

"I refuse to rise to the bait on this one, also. It's obvious that you should do one thing."

"That thing is:"

"GROW UP."

"By the way, do you happen to have Sabine Ehrenfeld's phone number?"

"I have to call her."

"I've got the blue balls."

"They hurt like little azure motherfuckers."

"Thanks."

10:02 AM  
Anonymous D. Murdock said...

"It's become quite clear that someone is posting comments on this jeuvenile website with my name."

"Rest assured, the assholes who are doing this will be caught."

"To all of you, I say, 'GROW UP.'"

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Chinee Bunny Labbit said...

Ah SOOOO!!! Itre soorn be Eastel! I bling baskerts of eggs and chocorat.

Chop suey!

10:38 AM  
Anonymous A really, really old man said...

Me too?

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know what "bling" is, but what the BLUE FUCK are "baskerts?"

Huh?

Well?

Let's hear it.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Chinee Eastel Bunny said...

YOU NO MAKE FUN OF EASTEL BUNNY. Eastel Bunny make furn of YOU. You al a Yankee dog. Fol you, Yerrow Soup with Foam on Top. Speciar fol Yankee dog.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Whey-faced 'tard said...

You know, I'm getting PRETTY TIRED of being made fun of on this website. It's NOT FUNNY. It's NOT MATURE.

It's NOT WHAT NICE PEOPLE DO.

It ISN'T.

But at least you're not calling me a homo or something nasty like that.

ASS-HOLES

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I think that last part was a little gratuitous.

Wait: what am I saying. This whole WEBSITE is gratuitous.

Am I the only one who thinks the misspelling of "delisious watermellon bubilisious" is hysterical, or what?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, 'TARD. Get fucked.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous watermellon bubilisious (sic) said...

I may be delisious, but I still deserve your respect.

I mean, how would YOU like it if your whole name had to be qualified with (sic)? Huh?

I bet you wuldn't (sic) like it.

This whole website is gratuitous and NOT FUNNY IN THE LEEST (sic).

3:03 PM  

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