GWiMMRN, Wonderful Things in My Mouth Edition
I'm really pleased to be able to share what's in my mouth with you today, because it's truly wonderf-
Oh, God.
Sorry.
Oh, God.
Sorry.
posted by My Mouth at 4:31 PM
4/8/06
About Me
- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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9 Comments:
TWEEEEET!!! TWEEEET!!!
*munch *munch* *hee hee!*
I'm not surprised that the vomit posts bring out the hungry animals.
This is disgusting.
Don't let the racoons get all the good bits.
What the hell is so funny, Mama Racoon? We're eating VOMIT, for crying out loud. This is disgusting and humiliating!
*munch* *munch*
I'm a raccoon; I don't know any better. It's all food to me.
*munch* *munch*
*hee hee!*
You can't repress my high good spirits, Papa Raccoon!
*munch* *munch* *munch* *hee hee!*
I want a divorce.
*munch* *munch*
Fine. More of this tasty vomit for me!
*munch* *munch* *hee hee!*
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