Them What's Got Knobs, Get to Wibblin'
Them what's got the simple ability to FOCUS, guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) The immortal words, "If I have to tell you to wibble my knob one more time, we're going to have a problem. Start wibbling."
B) Several dozen knobs, all ready for a long night's wibbling
C) The song, "There are many knobs that I would like for you to wibble...and they're throbbing."
D) Some who will die in hot pursuit while wibbling on my ashes
E) A Certificate of Completion for the recent Knob-Wibbling Course I taught at the local community college
F) Anniversary cake
G) A big, fat cock
A) The immortal words, "If I have to tell you to wibble my knob one more time, we're going to have a problem. Start wibbling."
B) Several dozen knobs, all ready for a long night's wibbling
C) The song, "There are many knobs that I would like for you to wibble...and they're throbbing."
D) Some who will die in hot pursuit while wibbling on my ashes
E) A Certificate of Completion for the recent Knob-Wibbling Course I taught at the local community college
F) Anniversary cake
G) A big, fat cock
posted by My Mouth at 9:37 AM
3 Comments:
Dear Madam(e),
I have recently completed a Course in Knob-Wibbling at my local community college and have YET to receive my Certificate of Completion.
Please send forthwith.
My student ID: UoL0fuckingwibbleitforcryingoutloud2
Sincerely,
W. M. K.
YOU'LL get your certification, all right.
Oh, YEAH.
Are you a professor at the local community college?
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