3/25/06

Saturday Doesn't Suck Greasy Gray Rat Penises Edition of GWiMMRN

Saturday's all right at times. You know? I mean, it's not bad. It's got its moments. The crowning moment of Saturday is, as we all know, when you've guessed what's in my mouth right now:

A) The .35 square inches of facial skin not covered in horrible, angry red zits on that girl who works at the Subway
B) A nice, tasty $5 funnel cake with powdered sugar sprinkled all over it
C) The funnel cake shits, which are wettish, smelly, and utterly delicious
D) My carrrrr, which no longer smells like frrrrruit, because I left a loaf of asiago basil bread in it for a few hours, so it now smells like cheeeeeeeeeese
E) A funeral for poor Lem (Bonnie Bedelia did it)
F) A gross of greasy gray rat penises in syrup
G) Bonnie Bedelia, that murdering BITCH
H) A big, fat funnel cock

9 Comments:

Blogger Michele said...

LOL, I think D is in your mouth. cures the Morning After breath.
Have a great weekend!

6:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It can't POSSIBLY be Letter D.

It just CAN'T.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Lem.

9:40 AM  
Anonymous Subway Girl said...

Heyyyy heyyyyy thhhheeerrreee. Wannnaaa... wannna touuuuuchhhh mmmmyyyyy fffffaaaaace?

9:41 AM  
Anonymous Subway Patron said...

NO!

10:32 AM  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

WAHHH HAH HAH HAH BOO HOO hoo hoo boo hoo WAHHH!! touch her face WAAHHH! BOO HOO *snf* *hunf*

10:40 AM  
Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang! Chust go achhead an' touch her face, mang!

Bbbbbbbrrrrrroooooooooooo hooo hoo hooooooooooooooo!

Gracias!

P.S. I licked her pimply face, mang! Bbbrrooo!

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a gonna throw up heah.

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey...hey LEM. FUCK YOU, LEM. Yeah. FUCK YOU, BUDDY BOY.

4:47 PM  

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