Saturday Doesn't Suck Greasy Gray Rat Penises Edition of GWiMMRN
Saturday's all right at times. You know? I mean, it's not bad. It's got its moments. The crowning moment of Saturday is, as we all know, when you've guessed what's in my mouth right now:
A) The .35 square inches of facial skin not covered in horrible, angry red zits on that girl who works at the Subway
B) A nice, tasty $5 funnel cake with powdered sugar sprinkled all over it
C) The funnel cake shits, which are wettish, smelly, and utterly delicious
D) My carrrrr, which no longer smells like frrrrruit, because I left a loaf of asiago basil bread in it for a few hours, so it now smells like cheeeeeeeeeese
E) A funeral for poor Lem (Bonnie Bedelia did it)
F) A gross of greasy gray rat penises in syrup
G) Bonnie Bedelia, that murdering BITCH
H) A big, fat funnel cock
A) The .35 square inches of facial skin not covered in horrible, angry red zits on that girl who works at the Subway
B) A nice, tasty $5 funnel cake with powdered sugar sprinkled all over it
C) The funnel cake shits, which are wettish, smelly, and utterly delicious
D) My carrrrr, which no longer smells like frrrrruit, because I left a loaf of asiago basil bread in it for a few hours, so it now smells like cheeeeeeeeeese
E) A funeral for poor Lem (Bonnie Bedelia did it)
F) A gross of greasy gray rat penises in syrup
G) Bonnie Bedelia, that murdering BITCH
H) A big, fat funnel cock
posted by My Mouth at 11:02 AM
5 Comments:
LOL, I think D is in your mouth. cures the Morning After breath.
Have a great weekend!
It can't POSSIBLY be Letter D.
It just CAN'T.
Heyyyy heyyyyy thhhheeerrreee. Wannnaaa... wannna touuuuuchhhh mmmmyyyyy fffffaaaaace?
NO!
I'm a gonna throw up heah.
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