My Knob Is in a New York State of Mind
Loooong time no see, huh, snatchface? Well, I got something for YA. Something loooong and scarrrry. Yeah. You, you gonna wibble it alright. You gonna wibble it GOOD.
A) $8.50 for a bagel with whitefish salad? Are you out of your fucking mind? I mean, it may be Glatt Kosher, but for crying out loud, it's not like the Rabbi blessed it with his holy spooge.
B) $18 for a ticket to the Guggenheim Museum? Are you out of your fucking mind? And who the fuck wants to see 5 levels of David Smith? He's alright, but 5 levels worth? Geeze!
C) What the hell do you mean the New York Public Library is closed on Mondays? What, you don't think people want to read on Mondays?
D) $5.95 for a piece of cheesecake? Are you out of your fucking mind? You can come taste the history of my knob for these prices. You should be thankful I walked to Brooklyn for it.
E) $12.95 a lb. for little cookies? Are you fucking nuts?
F) That's all you get for $70 a night? A 10 by 8 foot cell? AND I have to share a bathroom?
G) The little Chinese woman in the room next to ours who, when realizing that I planned to take a shower, literally ran from her room to claim the bathroom before I could get there.
H) $8.00 for a shot of Johnny Walker? That's IT. You really can go fuck yourself now.
I) A wonderful time in NYC.
J) A big, fat apple cock.
A) $8.50 for a bagel with whitefish salad? Are you out of your fucking mind? I mean, it may be Glatt Kosher, but for crying out loud, it's not like the Rabbi blessed it with his holy spooge.
B) $18 for a ticket to the Guggenheim Museum? Are you out of your fucking mind? And who the fuck wants to see 5 levels of David Smith? He's alright, but 5 levels worth? Geeze!
C) What the hell do you mean the New York Public Library is closed on Mondays? What, you don't think people want to read on Mondays?
D) $5.95 for a piece of cheesecake? Are you out of your fucking mind? You can come taste the history of my knob for these prices. You should be thankful I walked to Brooklyn for it.
E) $12.95 a lb. for little cookies? Are you fucking nuts?
F) That's all you get for $70 a night? A 10 by 8 foot cell? AND I have to share a bathroom?
G) The little Chinese woman in the room next to ours who, when realizing that I planned to take a shower, literally ran from her room to claim the bathroom before I could get there.
H) $8.00 for a shot of Johnny Walker? That's IT. You really can go fuck yourself now.
I) A wonderful time in NYC.
J) A big, fat apple cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:07 AM
8 Comments:
Oh, goody! The bathroom's free! Now I can run a batch!
*squirp* *squirp* *squirp*
ungh ungh ungh
*ssssssppppuurrrtttttt!*
Oh!
Oh, oh wow.
Somebody'd better clean that up.
But not me! heeheeheeheeheehee!
Oh, NASTY! Some sicko just jerked off all over the bathroom! I'm so mad I could take a big, wet, messy dump in the shower.
*gggrrrrrrunt*
ungh ungh
*ffffrrrrprprrprpsssptpttttt*
Ahhh.
I'm not hanging around here, anymore.
Oh. My. GOD.
I don't get paid enough to deal with THIS. I hope someone cleans it up.
Otherwise, we'll just have to deal with the whole "civil inattention" thing and ignore it.
Fuck!
Boy. It's been a long day of walking around New York City. I'm glad to get back to my hotel and take a shower...
OH MY LORD! What they hell happened in here?! And why don't they clean this up?! This is... DISGUSTING.
It's all about the CIVIL INATTENTION and the IS/OUGHT FALLACY.
IGNORE IT.
You ISn't gonna get paid until you OUGHT to clean that bathroom.
I can't ignore it.
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
LOL, high prices doesn't equate with high fun...darn
but what a ride
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