2/24/06

Oooooh Boy, The A. Louima Edition

I have BIG fish to fry! Carpe Diem!

Guess! what'sin! MY! mouthright! NOW!

A) The phrase, "You cheated on me from behind," which gets the Unintentionally Hilarious Line of the Year Award.
B) Tutues.
C) Bubblicious.
D) My tung.
E) Sins, all of them.
F) Redemption, every mother-lovin' inch of it.
G) A big, fat, tutu wearing cock.

UPDATE: It is definitely not H) The wet, smelly dump I just took that required not one, but two courtesy flushes and left me feeling so disgusted I want to sneak home and wash my ass. It's not in my mouth right now, so stop telegraphing me about it.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Overwrought College Girl said...

I wanna be your girl
When you puke on the Tilt-A-Whirl

I wanna eat your ass
Like a tasty big-mouthed bass

I wanna chew watermellon bubblisious
Because it's so fuckin' delicious

Oh yeah
Yeah

love me

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Mao Tse Tung said...

Prease do not carr me "youl tung." I am my own tung.

Lead my rittre led book.

7:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't it be "Carpe Pesce"? Seize the fish?

I'm just sayin'.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait for Google to index this site so when people do a search on "watermellon bubblisious" GWiMMRN will come up.

It's bound to happen.

8:01 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

No, it's CARPE DIEM and that's IT. Focus, people. FOCUS.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rock my groin
While IT rocks YOU

Rock my groin
like it's 1992

Rock my groin
cover it with your snatch

Rock my groin
And someone light a match!

8:04 AM  
Anonymous Western Union said...

*beep beep bip bip beep*

REQUIRE MORE DETAILS ON THE DUMP STOP PLEASE ELUCIDATE STOP WHAT WAS CONSUMED TO PRODUCE SUCH A DUMP STOP WHAT'S KEEPING YOU FROM WASHING YOUR ASS IN THE SINK STOP

*bip beep bip bip bip*

8:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That one semi-plump chick in the tutu is giving me a major boner, here.

*ssssppurrrrrtttttt*

Oh!

8:13 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Hi Long time no voting for whats in your mouth.

sorry 'bout that.

Bet your mouth produced some major art with C ! I'll vote for that.

G sounds cute...is your mouth getting a tad artistic?

I just saw that you liked my Burger king mention. Thanks.

D sounds like you bit it , maybe doing too much C.

Hope mouth is ok ...TTFN

7:00 PM  

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