Oooooh Boy, The A. Louima Edition
I have BIG fish to fry! Carpe Diem!
Guess! what'sin! MY! mouthright! NOW!
A) The phrase, "You cheated on me from behind," which gets the Unintentionally Hilarious Line of the Year Award.
B) Tutues.
C) Bubblicious.
D) My tung.
E) Sins, all of them.
F) Redemption, every mother-lovin' inch of it.
G) A big, fat, tutu wearing cock.
UPDATE: It is definitely not H) The wet, smelly dump I just took that required not one, but two courtesy flushes and left me feeling so disgusted I want to sneak home and wash my ass. It's not in my mouth right now, so stop telegraphing me about it.
Guess! what'sin! MY! mouthright! NOW!
A) The phrase, "You cheated on me from behind," which gets the Unintentionally Hilarious Line of the Year Award.
B) Tutues.
C) Bubblicious.
D) My tung.
E) Sins, all of them.
F) Redemption, every mother-lovin' inch of it.
G) A big, fat, tutu wearing cock.
UPDATE: It is definitely not H) The wet, smelly dump I just took that required not one, but two courtesy flushes and left me feeling so disgusted I want to sneak home and wash my ass. It's not in my mouth right now, so stop telegraphing me about it.
posted by My Mouth at 7:35 AM
8 Comments:
Prease do not carr me "youl tung." I am my own tung.
Lead my rittre led book.
Shouldn't it be "Carpe Pesce"? Seize the fish?
I'm just sayin'.
I can't wait for Google to index this site so when people do a search on "watermellon bubblisious" GWiMMRN will come up.
It's bound to happen.
No, it's CARPE DIEM and that's IT. Focus, people. FOCUS.
Rock my groin
While IT rocks YOU
Rock my groin
like it's 1992
Rock my groin
cover it with your snatch
Rock my groin
And someone light a match!
*beep beep bip bip beep*
REQUIRE MORE DETAILS ON THE DUMP STOP PLEASE ELUCIDATE STOP WHAT WAS CONSUMED TO PRODUCE SUCH A DUMP STOP WHAT'S KEEPING YOU FROM WASHING YOUR ASS IN THE SINK STOP
*bip beep bip bip bip*
That one semi-plump chick in the tutu is giving me a major boner, here.
*ssssppurrrrrtttttt*
Oh!
Hi Long time no voting for whats in your mouth.
sorry 'bout that.
Bet your mouth produced some major art with C ! I'll vote for that.
G sounds cute...is your mouth getting a tad artistic?
I just saw that you liked my Burger king mention. Thanks.
D sounds like you bit it , maybe doing too much C.
Hope mouth is ok ...TTFN
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