2/8/06

To Get Over The Bump Day, Just GWiMMRN

You'll never get through today if you don't guess what's in my mouth right now, let alone reach that lofty place of true self-actualization the philosophers speak of. You owe it to yourself to guess. So do it. Don't be a HOMO.

A) A pair of bloody dentures I punched out of that old guy's mouth when he tried to greet me at Wal-Mart
B) Eugene's daily testicular affirmation
C) The Mona Lisa with its mouth cut out and a chunk of warm calf's liver put in its place so I can make whoopee with a priceless piece of art
D) HOMOS
E) Shifty McPenis's latest loot
F) Another HOMO
G) Burrrrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrr Kiiiinnnnnnnnng (with HOMOS)
H) A big, fat HOMO cock

6 Comments:

Anonymous HOMOsapien said...

I am a homo.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous HOMOgenized Milk said...

I am a homo.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous HOMOgenous Society said...

We are homos.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Abbas said...

I am a homo for Hamas.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Ancient Wal-Mart Greeter, Sans Dentures said...

I ain't a homo! And why'd you knock out mah teef?

9:45 AM  
Anonymous L. DaVinci said...

Oh, GOD.

9:50 AM  

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