GWiMMRN, The Factual Equivalent of a Titty-Twister
Purple nurples for all!
guesswhat'sinmymouthrightnoW:
A) Wet willies.
B) Indian burns.
C) Cry uncle!
D) A testicle, freshly pinched.
E) Cheeks, not mine.
F) A full anal penetration by Bagheera.
G) A... a.... FINGER! *blorp*
H) Oh no! It's a big, fat cock!
guesswhat'sinmymouthrightnoW:
A) Wet willies.
B) Indian burns.
C) Cry uncle!
D) A testicle, freshly pinched.
E) Cheeks, not mine.
F) A full anal penetration by Bagheera.
G) A... a.... FINGER! *blorp*
H) Oh no! It's a big, fat cock!
posted by My Mouth at 8:19 AM
6 Comments:
I heard that cats have spiny hairs all over their cocks that help them to cling to whatever they're stuck into.
I hope Bagheera uses a plunger, instead.
You don't. You really don't.
Trust me.
By the way, did I ever tell you what I said when the plunger went in?
Did they give you cocoa, you know, at the police station?
What do you mean you "heard" they have tiny little hairs on their pee-pees? I'll bet you checked it out personally.
No, I didn't check it out PERSONALLY. It's just something I heard.
I heard it when I was sucking off a puppy.
I didn't get any cocoa at the police station, but you can be damn sure some cocoa appeared when the cops were done with me.
I said, "Ohhhhhhhh, boy." by the way. When the plunger went in.
Not at any other time.
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