2/7/06

GWiMMRN, The Factual Equivalent of a Titty-Twister

Purple nurples for all!

guesswhat'sinmymouthrightnoW:

A) Wet willies.
B) Indian burns.
C) Cry uncle!
D) A testicle, freshly pinched.
E) Cheeks, not mine.
F) A full anal penetration by Bagheera.
G) A... a.... FINGER! *blorp*
H) Oh no! It's a big, fat cock!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that cats have spiny hairs all over their cocks that help them to cling to whatever they're stuck into.

I hope Bagheera uses a plunger, instead.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous A. Louima said...

You don't. You really don't.

Trust me.

By the way, did I ever tell you what I said when the plunger went in?

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they give you cocoa, you know, at the police station?

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean you "heard" they have tiny little hairs on their pee-pees? I'll bet you checked it out personally.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I didn't check it out PERSONALLY. It's just something I heard.

I heard it when I was sucking off a puppy.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous A. Louima said...

I didn't get any cocoa at the police station, but you can be damn sure some cocoa appeared when the cops were done with me.

I said, "Ohhhhhhhh, boy." by the way. When the plunger went in.

Not at any other time.

12:33 PM  

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