A Hard-Hitting, Cock-Slapping Tuesday Edition of Your Favorite Website
You know you put this site on your Favorites list, but you're too embarrassed to admit it. It's okay. As a fellow traveler in my mouth's adventures, you still have my love. Well, maybe not love. More like mild affection...wait. Scratch that. You're a sick fuck. Sorry, but it's true. I'm willing to overlook that if you guess what's in my mouth right now, however:
A) A bunch of woman-killing crybaby fucks that even this guy thinks are contemptible, whining pussies
B) A full anal penetration by Shakira
C) The most unappetizing big brown boob you ever saw
D) The little kitty's fluffy anus
E) A hot semen balloon, just before it was thrown at this surprised looking turd
F) Spogurt, a low-fat snack consisting of curdled spooge and tasty chunks of boiled dog foreskins
G) A big, fat cock from a nice, early days, pre-jixed chap
A) A bunch of woman-killing crybaby fucks that even this guy thinks are contemptible, whining pussies
B) A full anal penetration by Shakira
C) The most unappetizing big brown boob you ever saw
D) The little kitty's fluffy anus
E) A hot semen balloon, just before it was thrown at this surprised looking turd
F) Spogurt, a low-fat snack consisting of curdled spooge and tasty chunks of boiled dog foreskins
G) A big, fat cock from a nice, early days, pre-jixed chap
posted by My Mouth at 5:33 AM
8 Comments:
Please tell me that Letter E is not Mother Theresa.
I have strawberries at the bottom of MY spogurt.
SPOGURT. For cum suckers on the go!
Why is Shakira giving me full anal penetration. I don't want to sound sexist or anything, but shouldn't it be the other way around?
I promise that E) is NOT, I repeat, NOT Mother Teresa.
I wouldn't do that.
Those aren't strawberries. They're blood clots.
Bon appetit!
I'D eat that boob. Nipple thombrero and all.
She's tho thweeeeet. If only she were 35 yearth younger.
NO I WON'T.
GROW UP.
YOU grow up!
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