Aye Aye, My Mouth Be Yer Only Friend
'Tis true, me mateys. I am your only friend in this world. I love and protect you. I give you the comfort of My Mouth on a daily, daily basis. And I ask so little of you. All I ask is for you to guess what's in my mouth right now. It's not even a command. It's yet ANOTHER opportunity, a service I provide for YOU.
GWiMMRN:
A) A hocked up loogie.
B) Grime from underneathe your stove. Yes, YOUR stove.
C) Your hopes n' dreams.
D) That little puppy in the window.
E) A 10 speed Huffy Bike.
F) Pot thtickerth.
G) The gluey stuff what comes out of Mariah Carey's snatch.
H) The supergluey stuff what comes out of a big, fat cock.
UPDATE: It is not I) A telegram from Sheppy that reads, "STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP"
GWiMMRN:
A) A hocked up loogie.
B) Grime from underneathe your stove. Yes, YOUR stove.
C) Your hopes n' dreams.
D) That little puppy in the window.
E) A 10 speed Huffy Bike.
F) Pot thtickerth.
G) The gluey stuff what comes out of Mariah Carey's snatch.
H) The supergluey stuff what comes out of a big, fat cock.
UPDATE: It is not I) A telegram from Sheppy that reads, "STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP"
posted by My Mouth at 9:11 AM
11 Comments:
How much IS that puppy in the window? The one with the waggly tail.
I want to fellate it.
Preathe to thtop making fun of my curtule'th foodth and plonunthiationth.
You ale not at arr amuthing.
I've often thought of doing free endorsements for the Elmer's Glue Company, you know.
I'm not going to attempt to decipher what that Aisan guy was saying.
I think it was an...ASIAN GANG or something. I think they were...ASIAN!
It'th the fun buth!
CLEAN THE DRIED, BAKED-ON SPOOGE FROM UNDER THAT STOVE OR YOU WON'T GET YOUR SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK!
What the fuck are you making in there? Semen biscuits?
Down with Semen! Down with Semen!
I jerk off into the oven sometimes.
When I'm alone.
I'll bet you're alone A LOT.
And I chased that little scalawag all over town, too!
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