GWiMMRN, Friday Fuck All Y'all Edition

Of course, I don't really mean that. I love everyone. Well, not EVERYONE. Everyone that FOCUSES on my mouth and its potential contents. That's worth living for, isn't it? Remember: hap-penis is in my mouth. The other way takes you to unhap-penis and hem-uh-ruh-ruh-roids, and nobody wants them. GWiMMRN:

A) The business trip I'm taking this weekend that will force me to either forego reporting on my mouth and its potential contents or post entries of GWiMMRN at a hotel "Business Center"
B) A question that got a far more courteous response than the subject matter it addressed called for
C) Eugene's wrinkly, aching, heavy nuts
D) A photo of that time Sheppy was arrested for trying to give himself a horse-jism facial from a randy stallion at the 4H Club
E) A blast from the past
F) An awesome movie written and directed by blockbuster author Michael Crichton
G) A big, fat cock for Professor "Spanking the Owl" Newport


Anonymous Anonymous said...

On this business trip... will you be updating constantly at the hotel "business center" and will you have access to a FAX MACHINE?

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, I remember that Sheppy guy. He was MAD, simply MAD for horse jizz.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous A. Louima said...

Yeah, that plunger joke never gets old.

Oooooo boy.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous The REAL A. Louima said...

I want everyone to know that the person above purporting to be me was NOT me. I don't find any of this at all funny.

And what I said when the plunger went in was "Ohhhhhhhhhh boy."

For the record.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What record?

11:18 AM  
Anonymous A. Louima said...

The Guinness Book of World Records. I'm a World Record holder for my enormous wood-splinters to shit-chunks colon ratio.

True story.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous T. Selleck said...

I enjoyed that movie, too.


11:27 AM  

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