2/16/06

RESPONSIBILITY and COOPERATION

At long last, have you no decency? No sense of shame? It's all about RESPONSIBILITY and COOPERATION. I provide you with choices, you make some guesses, and everyone has been Saved. What's so wrong with that? Are you anti-salvation? You have a RESPONSIBILITY here and COOPERATION is the means for your Salvation.

Now, with all that in mind, GWiMMRN:

A) Slap Happy Sue's Mud-derific Shit Pies.
B) A dozen eggs.
C) TESTICLEES, THE BALLED WARRIOR, IN ALL HIS GLEAMING GOODNESS.
D) Shampoo for Testiclees' hairy legs.
E) Albert Finney and a pre-colorectal-cancerous-and-stunningly-beautiful Audrey Hepburn.
F) Poopy poopy poopy poop.
G) Someone's totally mod big fat cock.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Satisfied Customer said...

I've been a customer of Slap Happy Sue's for 112 years now, and I can say that they serve the best Shit Pies in the business.

This whole cunt-lapping society could use a few Shit Pies.

Yup.

Oh, God. Just kill me.

Please.

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all WHAT in mind?

9:02 AM  
Anonymous A. Hepburn said...

Oh, Albert! Lick my pre-colorectal-cancerous asshole clean of poopy poopy poopy poop!

heeheeheeheeheehee!

9:04 AM  
Anonymous A. Finney said...

I can't. You're DEAD.

9:33 AM  
Anonymous A. Hepburn said...

Oh ALBERT! My butt is BLEEEEDING.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous A. Normal Person said...

GROW UP.

heeheeheeheeheehee!

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the rumoUr trUe that Testiclees is a homoUsexUal?

10:56 AM  
Anonymous TESTICLEES said...

NO.

12:50 PM  

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