RESPONSIBILITY and COOPERATION
At long last, have you no decency? No sense of shame? It's all about RESPONSIBILITY and COOPERATION. I provide you with choices, you make some guesses, and everyone has been Saved. What's so wrong with that? Are you anti-salvation? You have a RESPONSIBILITY here and COOPERATION is the means for your Salvation.
Now, with all that in mind, GWiMMRN:
A) Slap Happy Sue's Mud-derific Shit Pies.
B) A dozen eggs.
C) TESTICLEES, THE BALLED WARRIOR, IN ALL HIS GLEAMING GOODNESS.
D) Shampoo for Testiclees' hairy legs.
E) Albert Finney and a pre-colorectal-cancerous-and-stunningly-beautiful Audrey Hepburn.
F) Poopy poopy poopy poop.
G) Someone's totally mod big fat cock.
Now, with all that in mind, GWiMMRN:
A) Slap Happy Sue's Mud-derific Shit Pies.
B) A dozen eggs.
C) TESTICLEES, THE BALLED WARRIOR, IN ALL HIS GLEAMING GOODNESS.
D) Shampoo for Testiclees' hairy legs.
E) Albert Finney and a pre-colorectal-cancerous-and-stunningly-beautiful Audrey Hepburn.
F) Poopy poopy poopy poop.
G) Someone's totally mod big fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:26 AM
7 Comments:
I've been a customer of Slap Happy Sue's for 112 years now, and I can say that they serve the best Shit Pies in the business.
This whole cunt-lapping society could use a few Shit Pies.
Yup.
Oh, God. Just kill me.
Please.
With all WHAT in mind?
I can't. You're DEAD.
Oh ALBERT! My butt is BLEEEEDING.
GROW UP.
heeheeheeheeheehee!
Is the rumoUr trUe that Testiclees is a homoUsexUal?
NO.
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