1/8/06

Which One of You Suckholes Wants to Guess What's in My Mouth Right Now?

Who is it gonna be? You? Ha! You couldn't guess what's in my mouth if you had binoculars, a flashlight, and all the time in the world.

But go ahead. Make me laugh.

A) ))<>((
B) Back and forth, the same poop, forever.
C) Me and You and Everyone We Know, the extended DVD version, with appropriate fecal stains.
D) Daisydoo's butt-clenching sanctimony.
E) A crispy elephant ear.
F) The sisters who are doing for themselves.
G) A Texas Faggott, which is o.k.
H) A big, fat, omygoodnessitsgonnachokeyou cock.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i tak nioe rozumiem o co chodzi ty też nie zrozumiesz =D

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The extra "t" makes all the difference.

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lalalala

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you a member of the Justus Leeg of Amereekuh?

11:12 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

FOCUS, you collection of baggy, saggy elephant balls! FOCUS, GODDAMMIT!

11:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i śuk big nadś in foreign languageś

=)

2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juuuuuuuuuuusssstuś! I SAID to stop whacking off to old copies of "Dog Fancy" and come to dinner!

Make sure you wash your hands, spooge-fingers!

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oćay, Mom! I juśt have to śućk thiś dog'ś ćoćk firśt!

*slurp slurp*

4:33 AM  

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