Voting is Like Shooting a Load into the Mouth of Life

Think about THAT next time you enter the voting booth, you canary-less CanadiEns!


A) Chunky's Campbell Soup.
B) A dry, yet chunky cough.
D) A devestatingly loud flatulent explosion, something akin to a cruise ship's horn.
E) Dr. Scardino, the inventor of the modern penile prosthesis way back in 1950.
F) B-B-Q Penis Ribs.
G) A big, fat steel implant.

da da da daDUM. da da da daDUM.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's my understanding that such an implant is for men with "poor hand mobility." I take it that they can't jerk off?

9:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nuthin' I like better than a big ol' rack o' PENIS REEEEIBS!

9:09 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

The shaft of the metal implant looks like a towelrack.

Oooo, ooo! My EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE is throbbing!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the "ghost penis" depicted in the color photo. Apparently, penises are only "real" if they're erect.

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do they get that metal cylinder to be all flaccid and stuff?

2:53 PM  
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