Voting is Like Shooting a Load into the Mouth of Life
Think about THAT next time you enter the voting booth, you canary-less CanadiEns!
GWIMMrN:
A) Chunky's Campbell Soup.
B) A dry, yet chunky cough.
C) GLUTIUS MAXIMUS DECIMUS.
D) A devestatingly loud flatulent explosion, something akin to a cruise ship's horn.
E) Dr. Scardino, the inventor of the modern penile prosthesis way back in 1950.
F) B-B-Q Penis Ribs.
G) A big, fat steel implant.
da da da daDUM. da da da daDUM.
GWIMMrN:
A) Chunky's Campbell Soup.
B) A dry, yet chunky cough.
C) GLUTIUS MAXIMUS DECIMUS.
D) A devestatingly loud flatulent explosion, something akin to a cruise ship's horn.
E) Dr. Scardino, the inventor of the modern penile prosthesis way back in 1950.
F) B-B-Q Penis Ribs.
G) A big, fat steel implant.
da da da daDUM. da da da daDUM.
posted by My Mouth at 8:47 AM
4 Comments:
It's my understanding that such an implant is for men with "poor hand mobility." I take it that they can't jerk off?
Nuthin' I like better than a big ol' rack o' PENIS REEEEIBS!
I like the "ghost penis" depicted in the color photo. Apparently, penises are only "real" if they're erect.
how do they get that metal cylinder to be all flaccid and stuff?
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