1/23/06

Hume Cronyn Never Had it So Good

As when he was in my mouth! G' wan! Guess!

A) A bright pink birthday cake doused with Sophia Choi's love milk.
B) High culture.
C) The bonfire of my vanities.
D) Adolescent pretensions.
E) A surrogate big, fat cock.

UPDATE: The answer will NEVER BE a coherent pattern of speech by wahhhboohoo.

UPDATE UPDATE: The answer might be F) A kiss on Lil' Annie's fannie. But it's probably not.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Lil' Annie said...

Well, if you won't kiss my fanny, would you please kiss my big, hairy SUUUUHHHH-NATCH?

Please?

10:02 AM  
Anonymous Daddy Warbucks said...

I wouldn't mind a little kiss, also.

Or, at the very least, a little bout of anal rape with a stale chip butty.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous S. Choi said...

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU'RE RUINING MY CAREER STOP IT

10:04 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

This website is relentless. ERGO: I am relentless.

I will never stop. NEVER.

10:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which adolescent pretensions might they be, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

11:38 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Nor are mine! They're full of buttery white wine!

I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it! I even wrote a new poem!

12:00 PM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Wow, that was weird. The buttery white wine in my nutsack is so powerful that it twists space and time so my comment appeared before the other "balls are not orphans" comment, even though it was written afterward!

12:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contrary to popular belief, my balls are NOT, repeat NOT, orphans.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That IS weird.

Weirdo.

8:41 AM  

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