Hume Cronyn Never Had it So Good
As when he was in my mouth! G' wan! Guess!
A) A bright pink birthday cake doused with Sophia Choi's love milk.
B) High culture.
C) The bonfire of my vanities.
D) Adolescent pretensions.
E) A surrogate big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer will NEVER BE a coherent pattern of speech by wahhhboohoo.
UPDATE UPDATE: The answer might be F) A kiss on Lil' Annie's fannie. But it's probably not.
A) A bright pink birthday cake doused with Sophia Choi's love milk.
B) High culture.
C) The bonfire of my vanities.
D) Adolescent pretensions.
E) A surrogate big, fat cock.
UPDATE: The answer will NEVER BE a coherent pattern of speech by wahhhboohoo.
UPDATE UPDATE: The answer might be F) A kiss on Lil' Annie's fannie. But it's probably not.
posted by My Mouth at 9:44 AM
7 Comments:
Well, if you won't kiss my fanny, would you please kiss my big, hairy SUUUUHHHH-NATCH?
Please?
I wouldn't mind a little kiss, also.
Or, at the very least, a little bout of anal rape with a stale chip butty.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU'RE RUINING MY CAREER STOP IT
This website is relentless. ERGO: I am relentless.
I will never stop. NEVER.
Which adolescent pretensions might they be, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Contrary to popular belief, my balls are NOT, repeat NOT, orphans.
That IS weird.
Weirdo.
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