Tuesday Morning MANIAC Edition of GWiMMRN
*CUE SLOW ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC*
You know, at GWiMMRN, I strive to give you the most up-to-date news possible on my mouth and what may or may not go into it. Because I care. I really do. I care about you. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because you may end up in my mouth some day. And that's something to smile about.
So smile.
I said, smile.
SMILE, YOU FUCKNOSED COCKGOBBLING ASSMUNCH!
SMILE!
Thank you. Now, guess what's in my mouth right now.
*END SLOW ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC*
A) The demonstrational cucumber used in health class to demonstrate to 11-year-olds how to properly put on a condom
B) The hot, painful boil on Tom Cruise's little-girl taint, quivering with eagerness to just burst, spraying hot yellow fluid all over Katie Holmes
C) Fergie's big ol' pee-stain
D) My pants, my pants, my little pee-stained pants! Check it out!
E) DOG FECES (It's making a comeback!)
F) A sizzring silroin, selved medium-lale fol the Japanese peopre
G) A big, fat, cucumbery cock
You know, at GWiMMRN, I strive to give you the most up-to-date news possible on my mouth and what may or may not go into it. Because I care. I really do. I care about you. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because you may end up in my mouth some day. And that's something to smile about.
So smile.
I said, smile.
SMILE, YOU FUCKNOSED COCKGOBBLING ASSMUNCH!
SMILE!
Thank you. Now, guess what's in my mouth right now.
*END SLOW ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC*
A) The demonstrational cucumber used in health class to demonstrate to 11-year-olds how to properly put on a condom
B) The hot, painful boil on Tom Cruise's little-girl taint, quivering with eagerness to just burst, spraying hot yellow fluid all over Katie Holmes
C) Fergie's big ol' pee-stain
D) My pants, my pants, my little pee-stained pants! Check it out!
E) DOG FECES (It's making a comeback!)
F) A sizzring silroin, selved medium-lale fol the Japanese peopre
G) A big, fat, cucumbery cock
posted by My Mouth at 5:05 AM
8 Comments:
I've checked it out thoroughly and I have come to the definite conclusion that cucumbery is not a real word.
Ahhh soooo! You rike make fun of ah-japah-neeeze peopre! You al not a nirce pelson. Not at arl.
I have nothing but gleat lespect fol the Japanese peopre.
I'm here with the matches and the needle! Where's Mr. Cruise's boil?
I have had it up to HELE with youl making fun of the way my peopre and I speak! You ale vely fal flom amusing, and I sharr be contacting my rawyel, J. Flankensuckcock, Esq.!
Wercome to the pool house.
The pool house! ooo! I'm like Kato Kaelin! Now, where did |I put those swim trunks. Like how I call them swim trunks? I call them that because part of them looks like an elephant's trunk, if you know what I mean.
Now, go back and guess what's in my mouth right now, peopre.
Ooo oo! You make me vely VELY angly, you firthy mouth! You and youl erephent tlunks wirr soon be the lecipient of a rawsuit the rikes of which wirr flighten smarr chirdlen fol YEALS.
I wirr teach you a resson you wirr nevel folget!!
Ark! Ark! I'm a YEAL! ARK! ARK ARK! Look! I have a ball balanced on my nose! I'm a CIRCUS YEAL! ARK ARK!
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