Hard Jerkin', Hard Workin' Sunday Night Edition

Remember when GWiMMRN used to have "editions," like they were special sections of a news magazine? Remember, fucknose? I remember. I also used to remember what sunlight looked like but here I am, late on a fucking Sunday, stuffing crap into my mouth, working and jerking. Working at 10 p.m. on a Sunday is the worst thing...

Unless, you're stuffing stuff in there like there's no tomorrow! GWiMMRN!

A) Thtayplth.
B) Tape.
C) Thumb tacks, thumb side up.
D) A similicrum.
E) A big, fat cock, all the way to the ballth.

UPDATE: Suck it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are they supposed to be sumb tacks, sumb side up?

4:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a similicrum?

4:31 AM  
Anonymous Justuś said...

i really like the fat ćoćkś on thiś śite. we only have small ćoćkś in Finland or whatever broke-dićk hole i ćrawled out of.


4:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU thuck it!

7:09 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You already know what a similicrum is.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I don't.

9:14 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Yes, you most certainly do.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look, I'm telling you I don't. I DON'T know.

Does anyone else smell popcorn in here?

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, but I DO smell feet. Anyone else smell, well, feet?

2:15 PM  

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