Monday Morning Edition of GWiMMRN

Okay, my little fucknoses, it's time to guess what's in my mouth right now on this fine, Monday morning. Like last night, it's an EDITION, not just another post, so save your stupid jokes and just guess, already. GUESS!

A) Katie Couric's stupid little elf-boots with her feet still in them
B) Justuś's śhame śpiral, śtarting with śelf-abuśe to ćopieś of Dog Fancy and ending with improperly lubrićiouś thoughtś about hiś handićapped, diaper-wearing, ećzema-ridden mother
C) Uncle Kracker!
D) A poodle puppy's vagina, all cute and pink and hairy
E) Baked brie with caramelized walnuts and slices of Granny Smith apples, all warm and gooey
F) Granny Smith, all warm and gooey
G) Justuś's ćhapped, bliśtered, little red ćoćk


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop making fun of Justus. He did nothing wrong.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much for that little puppy vagina in the window?

8:38 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Justuś has been posting several now-deleted comments on this website in a foreign language only HE understands. As such, he is subject to Sheppy-style ridicule.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Puppy Vagina said...

You can only rent me for a few minutes at a time.

Justuś owns me entirely.

9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me, but are those MY nuts on your chin? Terribly sorry.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*gggghhaaal* YES THEY ARE *ghhhhaaaal* *ghhhaaaal* *gag*

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Katie said...

My boots are not stupid.

9:41 AM  

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