You Incite Me to Masturbate

Hooooolllyyy niiiiighhhhhtttt... alllll iiiiissss calllmmm, aaaaalllll iiisss briiiiiiiiiight...

A) The rusty colored Lake Vajisnatch.
B) A fluffy pillow!
C) Razzles.
D) A security camera turned on YOU. Yes, YOU.
E) The White Diamond, repurposed as King Kong's diaper.
F) Pencils! Many, many pencils! So many pencils that I'll be shitting wood chips for a MONTH.
G) A big, fat cock, covered in Ju-Jubes, which is the way you ate candy as a kid.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I NEVER ate penis Ju-Jubes! NEVER!

10:33 AM  
Anonymous Lake Woebegone said...

I dream of Lake Vajisnatch every day.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous K. Kong said...

White Diamond: does shit stick to your skin?

10:45 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

I, too, dreamed of Lake Vajisnatch.

11:05 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Good gravy!!!
I'd forgotton about RAZZLES!!

I used to eat them...I didn't even know what they were called..

Talk about a blast from the past,, this is so COOL!!!

I remember the texture...really weird..but great.
Thanks for the walk down memory lane. Your mouth has great taste today...
This IS. SO. COOL!!....

11:07 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

Razzles are wonderful mouth adventures!

12:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ate the candy that way. Admit it.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:34 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...


2:09 PM  
Blogger lola said...

Guess what? sorry to cheapen those suclulent memories of childhood but here in the very filthy UK a razzel is not a yummy piece of sweet candy, its actually a dirty magazine which may well incite you to masterbation.


Enjoy that "pound my pussy" link and may I just say hurrah for porn....

oh and thank you mouthy for being a voice of reason o'er on my blog. You're a propper gent, if only you weren't married old chap......

2:24 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Your mouth is having awesome fun tonight...
Watch what you want, just jealous

2:24 PM  
Blogger lola said...

I meant *succulent* obviously....i promise its just my plummy accent not illiteracy

2:27 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Not for nothing, lola, but if you consider a lunatic that gives daily reports about the most sickening and bizarre things he can think of to put in his mouth to be a "propper gent," the pool of available proper gentlemen in the UK must be so small as to only be visible under an electron microscope.

Anyway, let's not get off-track here. FOCUS on my mouth, not my (supposed) marital status.

3:21 PM  
Blogger flapflapflapflap said...


3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew. Ok. I checked out the website and can say for certain that lola is right.

oh boy. whew.

I'm gonna take a nap, now.


3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really light headed. I must've poured out, what, 10 or 20 litres there. Whoah.

3:48 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Wow, even here I learn something.
How bizarre is that???

3:50 PM  
Blogger lola said...

"the pool of available proper gentlemen in the UK must be so small as to only be visible under an electron microscope."

never a more accurate word spoken.

and huzzah for learning, its really rather like a sick sick sesame street over here on GWiMMRN

3:04 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Sesame Street?!

Lola, you crack me up!!

5:50 AM  

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