GWiMungh! ungh! ungh MRN

You don't have to be a wooly mammoth to guess what's in my mouth right now!

A) Richard Pryor's casket full of jokes.
B) A spermarang. It's when you finish on Giada DeLaurentis' ta-ta's, and when you're slapping them with your dripping willy, some of the spooge flies up and hits you in the face. You know; a spermarang. What? It never happened to you?
C) The line.
D) Aslan's resurrerection.
E) Chump change.
F) Tina Louise, every mother lovin' inch of her.
G) A big, fat Narnian cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "spermarang" may be the most horrible thing ever written on this website.

Actually, that's not true.

You're no Son of Adam, that's for sure.

12:38 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I offer no apologies. I simply document. If a spermarang bothers you, then don't slap Giada with your dripping willy.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous The Professor said...

Tina Louise might've had some bad surgeries, but I'd still hit it.

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Mary Ann said...

Me, too!

2:06 PM  
Anonymous W. Mammoth said...

Just what the fuck's the introduction supposed to mean?

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Starwild, the Majikal Unicorn said...

Did you notice me in the Narnia movie? Peter the Magnificent rode upon my gallant back muscles. Oh, it was something to behold.

2:57 PM  
Blogger flapflapflap said...


3:15 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You stay out of this, flapflapflap. Nobody can ever fucking understand what you say, anyhow.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

LOL!! Love the last comment.

Today, I think I'd find F in thy mouth..why?
Maybe her nose would look better?

I can't see whatever was wrong with it in the first place!

For your dessert...gads..not sure what to pick...G is kind of uninspiring today..so...D, just for kicks.

7:25 PM  
Blogger flapflapflap said...


8:19 AM  

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