12/12/05

Atonement is Over. Time to GWiMMRN.

Your time of atonement is at an end. Revel in my new choices:

A) A pile of puppy dog sperm with choccy sprinkles on top.
B) A thumb, not mine.
C) Soot n' Salt Road Slushies.
D) Condoleeza Rice's Distinguished Clitoris.
E) Ungh Ungh Ungh!
F) A Harold Robbins paperback.
G) A spermaranged bit of urine that someone couldn't quite hold back anymore.
H) A biiiiiig, faaaaaaat cooooooccccckkkkk.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn't it be a urinarang?

12:13 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Yes, but that would be hard to say.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Batman said...

Look, there's Catwoman! Robin, get your spermarang ready!

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get my thumb out of your mouth, you sicko!

And get those fries out of Helen Thomas's CRUNT before they get overcooked!

4:12 PM  
Blogger Michele said...

Love F!!!
OH, wow, Love it!!! Great thing to have in your mouth. Where did you find that???
cool

7:41 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

The road slushies were the real star of today's edition. My favorite is yellow snow flavor.

4:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The road slushies are all the same flavor.

Sicko.

9:43 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I found it on SQEEZE's greatest hits, which maybe in my mouth right now.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Batman's Fight said...

POW! ZIFF! UNGH! BAM! OOF! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! ZOOM! POW!

10:04 AM  
Anonymous C. Rice said...

Do you mind giving my distinguished clitoris a little more attention?

Ooooh yeah...faster, faster!

Tou...

Tou...

Tou...

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

7:08 AM  

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