12/15/05

My Mouth in Transition

Awwwww Geeeze! I'm stuffing stuff in there as fast as I can! Gimme a break, huh?

A) Turd polish.
B) Grease stained panties from Vikky Secrets.
C) Saddle sores.
D) The Banana Splits.
E) The slits.
F) The pukes from watching The Tyra Banks Show.
G) An air of superiority mixed with a twinge of arrogance.
H) A big, fat cock covered in spermicides.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the grease stains from the turd polish? I thought you couldn't polish a turd, anyway.

5:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I got it; the grease stains are from the vaginal spray in this whole cunt-lapping society.

5:08 AM  
Anonymous T. Banks said...

You say that about my show, but you know you'd hit it if I'd let you, white boy!

Now lap my cunt! No vaginal spray for you!

5:31 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Never heard of E.
Heard of D.
H. sounds responsible.
Is H in your mouth today?
Better not be D, you'll get indigestion

11:20 AM  
Anonymous ungh ungh ungh said...

ungh ungh ungh!

12:22 PM  

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