12/20/05

Great Santa's COCK! It's Almost Christmas!

The miracle of Christmas in my mouth is almost upon us. Soon, you will all learn the true meaning of Christmas. Some will consider it sacrilege. Others will simply be appalled. But it's all true! To get yourself ready for the big Christmas Revelation, guess what's in my mouth right now:

A) The tomatoe juice
B) A really comfortable sweater, I mean really comfortable
C) lola's warm bathwater, made salty by exertion
D) A big fruitcake with a suspicious hole in the center
E) A freshly-exploded ICBM
F) The Concorde
G) A big, fat cock with dried fruit and nuts stuck in it (ouch!)

8 Comments:

Blogger Michele said...

Your mouth was brave enough to put a hole in my FRUITCAKE???

**shudder** You are SO brave!

5:31 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It wasn't my mouth that made the hole, sweetheart.

5:53 AM  
Anonymous Fruit Cake said...

Don't call me sweetheart, you freak.

8:51 AM  
Blogger Eugene said...

I really do love tomatoe juice. It's like buttery red wine!

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it THE tomatoe juice? And shouldn't it be "tomato" juice, as in, "I'm a tomato, doo doo doo?"

8:58 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

First of all, it's "Im a tomatoe, doo dee doo dee doo," not whatever it is you said. Next, you're obviously not following directions from corporate. Your job is to guess, not attack my rhetoric. Didn't you get the memo?

9:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm...

I'm sorry.

Fuck you.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

It...wasn't ..your MOUTH????

You are soooo BAD!

Hey, were'nt you supposed to FOCUS on your mouth?

What gives?

Wasn't his mouth, he says...

Um, how big is the hole????? :)

7:53 PM  

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