Great Santa's COCK! It's Almost Christmas!
The miracle of Christmas in my mouth is almost upon us. Soon, you will all learn the true meaning of Christmas. Some will consider it sacrilege. Others will simply be appalled. But it's all true! To get yourself ready for the big Christmas Revelation, guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) The tomatoe juice
B) A really comfortable sweater, I mean really comfortable
C) lola's warm bathwater, made salty by exertion
D) A big fruitcake with a suspicious hole in the center
E) A freshly-exploded ICBM
F) The Concorde
G) A big, fat cock with dried fruit and nuts stuck in it (ouch!)
A) The tomatoe juice
B) A really comfortable sweater, I mean really comfortable
C) lola's warm bathwater, made salty by exertion
D) A big fruitcake with a suspicious hole in the center
E) A freshly-exploded ICBM
F) The Concorde
G) A big, fat cock with dried fruit and nuts stuck in it (ouch!)
posted by My Mouth at 4:43 AM
6 Comments:
Your mouth was brave enough to put a hole in my FRUITCAKE???
**shudder** You are SO brave!
It wasn't my mouth that made the hole, sweetheart.
Don't call me sweetheart, you freak.
Why is it THE tomatoe juice? And shouldn't it be "tomato" juice, as in, "I'm a tomato, doo doo doo?"
First of all, it's "Im a tomatoe, doo dee doo dee doo," not whatever it is you said. Next, you're obviously not following directions from corporate. Your job is to guess, not attack my rhetoric. Didn't you get the memo?
It...wasn't ..your MOUTH????
You are soooo BAD!
Hey, were'nt you supposed to FOCUS on your mouth?
What gives?
Wasn't his mouth, he says...
Um, how big is the hole????? :)
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