I LOVE Mondays!
Especially the Mondays where I get to put something in my mouth. That's every Monday. So, do the math. Don't do yourself in the bath. In between wanks, feel free to guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) Indian corn
B) Circus peanuts
C) Circus penis (clown cock)
D) The Christmas stocking used by a filthy, mentally-deficient homeless man as a shotrag for the past month, repurposed as YOUR Christmas stocking, yes YOURS, so when Santa puts treats into it late Saturday night, he'll wind up with a handful of goo
E) The horrible thoughts of animal pedophilia that constantly plague the fevered mind of this surprised looking turd
F) The simple fact that I have no idea who the poor man is in this photo, and that he's been the target of horrible ridicule for months just because he had the bad sense to put his photo up on the internet so I could see it
G) A mash of Wonka cakes and old spooch chewed between the cheeks of Oprah Winfrey's accomodating ass and spat out all over a fairy princess
H) A big, fat...
Wait for it...
Here it comes...
COCK.
A) Indian corn
B) Circus peanuts
C) Circus penis (clown cock)
D) The Christmas stocking used by a filthy, mentally-deficient homeless man as a shotrag for the past month, repurposed as YOUR Christmas stocking, yes YOURS, so when Santa puts treats into it late Saturday night, he'll wind up with a handful of goo
E) The horrible thoughts of animal pedophilia that constantly plague the fevered mind of this surprised looking turd
F) The simple fact that I have no idea who the poor man is in this photo, and that he's been the target of horrible ridicule for months just because he had the bad sense to put his photo up on the internet so I could see it
G) A mash of Wonka cakes and old spooch chewed between the cheeks of Oprah Winfrey's accomodating ass and spat out all over a fairy princess
H) A big, fat...
Wait for it...
Here it comes...
COCK.
posted by My Mouth at 5:16 AM
11 Comments:
Yaaaay!
I don't understand. How did the goo stay wet all this time? How did it not harden?
I've never been more humiliated in all my life.
O!
The miracle of Christmas, my son.
I've never been more humiliated in all my life, either.
O!
Come, Glenhilda. Bend and spread thy cheeks, for my majestic horn has an appointment with your pink, puckered anus.
Have you seen the fluffy little kitty anywhere?
My pastel coloured existence cries for the cushy cheeks of John Tesh. Stand with your hands on the floor so that I may puncture thee, you carmelized cock-muffins.
Get thee hence, Starchunks, before I place my pearlescent horn in a place thou wilt not forget.
C Grossed me out..so I won't chose C for your mouth.
A...A was Great! Until it scared the crap outta me when the drums started. Criminy! You should warn your mouth before you open.
Corn is good, but Dayam! I lost a kernal there.
War drums. Be not scared, white woman. They only want your scalp.
And suuuuuuuh-NATCH.
Hey, white man introduced scalping...
Sex..well, EVERYONE has a hand in that
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