By the Liiiiight, of the Silvery Fiiiiilings...

Fiiiiilings... misty watercolored fiiiiiilings... Guess, guess what's in my mouth... right nowwwwwww!

A) Christian soft-core vampire porn by the queen of Christian soft-core vampire porn herself, Anne Rice.
B) Tea bags.
C) Tea baggings.
D) The bumper sticker on my SUV.
E) A fiery sermon from Jim Bakker.
F) The absolutely frightening face of Lori Bakker.

G) A big, fat cock.


Blogger My Mouth said...

I mean, the picture just gets more sinister looking the more you look at it. It's scary. But it could be in my mouth right now, so keep guessing.

8:17 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Suhh-suh-sshhhh-shh-shhheeee g-g-guh-guh-guh-gives muh-muh-muh-muh-me uh-uh-a buh-buh-b-b-bbb!-bon-buh-buh-erection.

Uhh-uh-uh-I wuh-w-w-w-wuhh-want tuh-t-t-to puh-puh-p-p-p-puh-hunch huh-huh-her suh-s-s-sss-sss!!-so buh-buh-bad Uhh-uh-Iii cuh-cuh-can tuh-tuh-tuh-taste uh-uh-uhhh-it.

8:31 AM  
Blogger Franky Buttafuoco, Paraplegic Mailperson said...

Hee hee, hee! I gave that Hee hee, hee! that Hee hee, hee! bitch a roman Hee hee, hee! helmet once!

Hee hee, hee!

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Elvis, The King, AKA the Carjacker Gourmet said...

Uhh, whutIwanna know eeis why y'all call me thuh carjacker gourmet, uh-huh.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous BDDfC said...

I'd like to know that, too, considering it's one of my many names.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous BDDfC's Bitch said...

I love you, BDD!

10:34 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What did he just tell you?!?

11:48 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Please DO NOT put E in your mouth.
You'd only hurl.
I can't believe he is still around, the bozo.
I hope you either have A or G in your mouth. Although, C was a revelation for me...You'd really put that in your Mouth????
Brave ..

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's nothing brave about a tea bagging, believe you me.

11:57 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I participated in a drive-by tea-bagging myself, once.

It was great until the spermarang.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Michele said...


7:31 PM  

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