12/6/05

Does a Wooden Horse Have a Hickory Dick?

Yes! GWiMMRN!

A) King Kong's ding a lang a ding dong.
B) The floo.
C) The summation of Xmas, "spending all your money on presents you'd hate to receive, to give to someone you're not really that bothered about."
D) Wooden sperm.
E) A trail mix bar covered in ants.
F) Chinese food dressed up like a whore.
G) The choo-choo train you can drive through these things.
H) Santa Claus' big, fat, red, white bearded, reindeer ass smelling cock.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

*hubbahubbahubbahubba* CHOO CHOO *hubbahubbahubbajubblies* CHOO CHOO

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Orale! Whassall dis wit' Santa, mang? Choo some kinda sick freako?

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at just how BIG we are! We're like the size of your pinky!

TOUCHDOWN!!

8:52 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

F is pretty!!

I think F would happily go in your mouth so I chose F.

I love her costume!!!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me so SHINY. Me shine long time.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Licky Dicky Sue! When can I see you again?

9:01 AM  

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