12/6/05

Does a Wooden Horse Have a Hickory Dick?

Yes! GWiMMRN!

A) King Kong's ding a lang a ding dong.
B) The floo.
C) The summation of Xmas, "spending all your money on presents you'd hate to receive, to give to someone you're not really that bothered about."
D) Wooden sperm.
E) A trail mix bar covered in ants.
F) Chinese food dressed up like a whore.
G) The choo-choo train you can drive through these things.
H) Santa Claus' big, fat, red, white bearded, reindeer ass smelling cock.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Choo Choo Charlie (The Engineer) said...

*hubbahubbahubbahubba* CHOO CHOO *hubbahubbahubbajubblies* CHOO CHOO

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Pedro Fuck Knuckles said...

Orale! Whassall dis wit' Santa, mang? Choo some kinda sick freako?

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Bai Ling's Enormous Nipples said...

Look at just how BIG we are! We're like the size of your pinky!

TOUCHDOWN!!

8:52 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

F is pretty!!

I think F would happily go in your mouth so I chose F.

I love her costume!!!

12:43 PM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Huhh-huh-huhhr-her cuh-c-c-c-cuh-cuh-costuh-costume g-g-guh-guh-gii-guh-gives muh-muh-muh-me uh-uhh-huh-a buh-buh-b-b-b-buhh-ho-ohoh-boh-boner.

1:45 PM  
Anonymous Licky Dicky Sue said...

Me so SHINY. Me shine long time.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Joe said...

Oh, Licky Dicky Sue! When can I see you again?

9:01 AM  

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