12/1/05

Well Bleach My Anus and Call Me Sally! It's Time to GWiMMRN!

Yup. Do it.

A) A rib from all the skeletons in my closet.
B) The facts of life.
C) Birds.
D) Bees.
E) Bleach.
F) Pain, the chief export of Chuck Norris.
G) Gunk.
H) Hickory Dickory Cock.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Andrew "Dice" Clay said...

"Yeah, and I'm jerking off too, honey. Come a little closer, I'll butter your fuckin' popcorn."

Without dick jokes, there would BE no comedy.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Duh-d-d-d-duh-duh-do p-p-p-p-ppp!-puh-puhh-hee-people ruh-ruh-ruh-r-r-r-ruhhh-ruh-really buh-buh-buh-bleach th-thhhh-thhHHHH!-their uh-uhh-uhhhhhh-ahhhh-uhhhhhhhh-uhuhhhh-uhhhh-uhhhh-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-uh-anuses?

9:01 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

In fact, this obscene weblog is just one dick joke after another, thereby confirming that comedy = dick jokes.

A-a-an-and yuh-yuh-yuh-yy-yess, puh-puh-pee-pee-peopp-pppp!pp-ple ruh-ruh-really duh-duh-do buh-buh-blee-bleach-chchchchuh thuh-thuh-their-rr-rr uh-uh-anuses.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Suh-suh-suh-ss-sssssss-stop muh-m-m-m-m-mmmmmmMmm-muh-muhh-muh-haking fuh-fuh-fuhhhh-ff-fuhhun uh-uhh-uh-of muh-mm-mm-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmmm-m-me.

Juh-juh-juh-jerk-uhh-uho-oho-off.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

huhuhuhuhuh. Fuck face.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

D was OK...not origianl...my family owns an apiary so I'll go with G for your mouth with a side of H.
After reading G..you need H.
Two for one special...enjoy

10:55 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Huh-huhhh-huhhooo-who yuh-y-y-you cuh-cuh-cuh-c-c-calling uh-uh-a ff-ffff-ffffff!-fuh-huck-fuhh-huhh-hace, yuh-yuh-y-y-yoooou duh-duh-duh-d-d-d-ddddd!!-dingle-buh-buhh-buh-bbb-b-b-b-b-b-bbberry?

11:08 AM  

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