Well Bleach My Anus and Call Me Sally! It's Time to GWiMMRN!
posted by My Mouth at 7:56 AM
12/1/05
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- Name: My Mouth
- Location: Below the Nose, Above the Chin, Afghanistan
I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.
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3 Comments:
In fact, this obscene weblog is just one dick joke after another, thereby confirming that comedy = dick jokes.
A-a-an-and yuh-yuh-yuh-yy-yess, puh-puh-pee-pee-peopp-pppp!pp-ple ruh-ruh-really duh-duh-do buh-buh-blee-bleach-chchchchuh thuh-thuh-their-rr-rr uh-uh-anuses.
huhuhuhuhuh. Fuck face.
D was OK...not origianl...my family owns an apiary so I'll go with G for your mouth with a side of H.
After reading G..you need H.
Two for one special...enjoy
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