Holy Cockgobbling Christ! It's Thursday, and There's Something in My Mouth Right Now!

Yes, even aspiring romance novelists know that almost anything can be in my mouth at almost any time. Which "thing" happens to be occupying my mouth now, though? That is the question:

A) Chuck Norris's girlfriend's throat
B) The extremely red, sore anus of every angel that had to sit impaled on top of a Christmas tree since the beginning of time
C) Desitin
D) Despair
E) One of the lil' critters livin' in my pubic follicles, grown freakishly fat and frisky from feeding off my hot groin blood for decades
F) Choccy pudding!
G) Mmmm mm!
I) Fabio's big, fat, cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...


5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You didn't have to make the picture large, you know. A smaller picture would have gotten your point across.

7:54 AM  
Anonymous Chuck Norris, you fool! said...

Chuck Norris! TOUCHDOWN!

7:55 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

If you think the picture's too large, then I'm afraid you've missed the point.

The picture is what it is. It has to be that size. FOCUS. Are you focusing?

7:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like the severed Doberman's penis, I refuse to look at the choccy pudding, considering that part of the photo's url says "poop005," which means it's probably disgusting and something that will make me sick up my Strawberry Pop-Tarts.

8:08 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

The severed Doberman's penis was actually a very adorable image, and I would consider it to be a vital part of what goes on here.

I took a risk that the "Choccy Pudding" photo would go un-looked at, but please be advised that if you don't look at it, you're being extremely negligent and guilty of the same crime so many people walk around committing every day: not focusing.

FOCUS. Focus on my mouth, and what may be in my mouth. Focus on the choccy pudding. Focus on the severed Doberman's penis.

Say it with me: I CAN. I CAN. I CAN.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a real hero, taking risks like that. They should give you a muh-muh-medal o-o-o-offff fuh-fuh-fuh-ree-ree-reed-duh-duh-dom for it.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Thuh-thuh-thuhh-thuh-hat's nuh-nuh-n-n-n-not fuhh-fuhh-fuh-fff-fffFF!-fuh-hunny, y-y-y-you puh-puh-puh-pp-p-prick.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh-uh-uh okay. RETART.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

Is H a Shark's dorsal fin??
The tip of a pterydactyl?

I can't make heads or tails of what she's eating.

Or, is she thowing up?

You would put that in your mouth?
*shakes head**
All the more for you.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Michele said...

F, Choccy pudding....
You can put that in your mouth all you want....no one's gonna fight you for it....except maybe a dung beetle....
go for it! In your mouth!! haha

Reminds me of CaddyShack

10:42 AM  
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