Silver Bells...Silver Bells...Silver Bells...
It's Christmastime in MY MOUTH, OH YEAH
I hope everyone's getting into the Christmas spirit. Did you know that without my mouth, there would be no Christmas? That's right. I'll explain later. Before the explanation, I will give you several choices. All you have to do, all you must do, is pick which one of them is in my mouth right now:
A) A freshly-bleached anus with a rib bone sticking out of it
B) The horrible yellow puke pouring out of that gormless-looking Asian broad's yap
C) The uncomfortable fact that the song "Silver Bells" actually refers to G)
D) An entire football stuffed into the obscenely rugose TUHHHHH-WAT of you-know-who so we could continue both the "rugose" jokes and the "TOUCHDOWN!" jokes which just don't seem to grow old and are still a total hoot
E) The divine justice that surely awaits me in later life in the form of Parkinson's, split personality, and paraplegia
F) The gormless-looking Asian broad's big, fat COCK
UPDATE: There are no safe choices here. Pick wisely. Respect yourself after.
I hope everyone's getting into the Christmas spirit. Did you know that without my mouth, there would be no Christmas? That's right. I'll explain later. Before the explanation, I will give you several choices. All you have to do, all you must do, is pick which one of them is in my mouth right now:
A) A freshly-bleached anus with a rib bone sticking out of it
B) The horrible yellow puke pouring out of that gormless-looking Asian broad's yap
C) The uncomfortable fact that the song "Silver Bells" actually refers to G)
D) An entire football stuffed into the obscenely rugose TUHHHHH-WAT of you-know-who so we could continue both the "rugose" jokes and the "TOUCHDOWN!" jokes which just don't seem to grow old and are still a total hoot
E) The divine justice that surely awaits me in later life in the form of Parkinson's, split personality, and paraplegia
F) The gormless-looking Asian broad's big, fat COCK
UPDATE: There are no safe choices here. Pick wisely. Respect yourself after.
posted by My Mouth at 11:31 AM
8 Comments:
That aisan woman does look a little on the gormless side.
SHARK! SHARK!
Divine justice also dictates that your only meal will be that horrible hotdog cake served in hand-made hotdog buns. The recipe is to the right (your left).
What the HELL is SHARK! SHARK! about?
I'd love a piece of hot dog cake right now.
Prease to stop making fun of Asian bloads, as they ale vely nice and not deselving of lidicure.
This website is tlury lerentress.
Oh, NOW I get the SHARK! SHARK! thing. It took me a while. Yeah, at that size, it really DOES look like a shark's puke-yellow dorsal fin.
Aren't you glad I blew up the photo for you?
Now go and getcha fuckin' shinebox.
It relates to the aisan woman throwing up, and a commenter's comment that the cascade of vomit resembled a shark's dorsal fin. Now, if you excuse me...
SHARK! SHARK!
...hear them ring... DING A LING...soon it will be xmas daaaaaaaayyyy.
It's xmas tiiiiime, in my a-nus...
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