11/27/05

Say Grace in My Mouth!

Well, hello everybody! It's time everyone said grace before I put something else in my mouth. Ready? Clasp hands and say the following:

"Thank you, whomever you are, for putting all manner of things in your capacious maw. We appreciate the bounty that you put in there and the care in which you lovingly treat your oral guests.

TOUCHDOWN!"

Okay! Now, it's time to guess what delish morsel is securely fastened to my majestic molars RIGHT NOW:

A) Kate Capshaw's wrinkly smile.
B) Beanie Babies!
C) A long, thin piece of barn-straw extracted from the anus of Lady Chatterly.
D) A rusty rail-road spike extracted from the skeletal remains of an 1800's Chinese migrant worker.
E) Gluten.
F) Hysteria! (Oh can you feel it,(Oh can you feel it) Do you believe it, (Do you believe it) It's such a magical, mysteria when you get that feelin',(When you get that feelin') Better start believin,(Better start believin')Cause it's a miracle, oh say you will, ooh babe).
G) Rick Allen's big, fat, mysterious, hysterical cock.

6 Comments:

Anonymous K. Capshaw said...

If you think my SMILE is wrinkly, you should see my TWAT! Have you seen it? It's like Wrinkle City down there!

TOUCHDOWN!!

10:40 AM  
Anonymous All The Wrinkles Living in K.C.'s Twat said...

Yay! TOUCHDOWN!

12:19 PM  
Anonymous The Sunshine Band said...

K.C.: Come back to us! We need you! We don't care HOW many wrinkles are in there!

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!

1:27 PM  
Anonymous The KC Fanclub said...

YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR KC AWAY! WE LOVE YOUR WRINKLES, KC! DON'T EVER GET BOTOX FOR YOUR TWAT!

1:57 PM  
Anonymous K. Capshaw said...

I've been using Pond's, Oil of Olay, and megadoses of Botox for years now, and it's as wrinkly as...as...an old broad's TUHHHHH-WAT!

What's a woman to do?

2:41 PM  
Anonymous The Wrinkles in Kate's Twat said...

EASE UP ON THE BOTOX, MRS. SPEILBERG! WE WANT TO LIVE TO SEE JURRASIC PARK 6!

TOUCHDOWN!!!!

2:56 PM  

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