Guggles! Turkeys Flying in My Mouth!
Give thanks, you tough sponges! Thanks for stuff to stuff stuff in your stuff-holes! OH YEAH. You don't have to be a paraplegic mailperson to appreciate today's almost-Thanksgiving moisterrific morsels that occupy my labial intentions!
A) Tequila! Bum bada ba ba bum paaaa!
B) Bai Ling's flop-sweat.
C) Wonderboy!
D) Kim Bassinger's crazy ass.
E) Mark Harmon's gonads.
F) Turkey-baster deluxe.
G) A deluxuriffic big, fat cock.
A) Tequila! Bum bada ba ba bum paaaa!
B) Bai Ling's flop-sweat.
C) Wonderboy!
D) Kim Bassinger's crazy ass.
E) Mark Harmon's gonads.
F) Turkey-baster deluxe.
G) A deluxuriffic big, fat cock.
posted by My Mouth at 8:02 AM
10 Comments:
Have you seen Bai Ling's nipples? They're as long as my pinky. I'll bet they're prehensile.
I didn't realize paraplegics were so joyous.
I wouldn't consider joy a problem. I guess you're so happy because you can just roll with the punches, as it were.
I just don't understand why paraplegics can't stop laughing. Is this a physical condition? Are you braindamaged? What's going on here?
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I remember him from a VERY short lived rescue show in the early 80's ..Robert 451 or something like that..re mountain rescues.
Fun show...I always felt they never gave it a chance..
But Mr. Harmon has advanced far in the theatrical field.
Never made it to Big Movies, but that's OK,
Kim Bassinger was on VEGA$???
Wow, I never knew that.
I loved that show.
Too bad about Robert U... Dang Cancer...waste of excellent talent.
Why do illnesses take people from us that have so much left to give us????
FOCUS, Michele. It's not about Robert Urich or Robert Urine or Memin Pinguin.
It's about my mouth, and what goes in it.
Focus. Focus on my mouth. I can tell you're thinking about other things, which is wrong. What you should, what you MUST think about, is my mouth and its contents.
Now be nice...
There's a BIG undefeathered turkey drum stick doing a Tae Kwan Do move towards your mouth. Will you duck or open up???
And if I misspelled the martial arts name...it's OK, turkeys won't know better.
So, be it feathers or drumstick in thy vocal orafice, try to have an entire happy Thanksgiving In Your Mouth.
There, ya 'appy now?
Actually, it's spelled Tae Kwon Do. We turkeys DO know better, and would appreciate it if you would spell our martial arts properly.
Gobble, gobble.
Consider my giblets corrected!
Thank you *grin*
{{proper bow to martial arts turkey master}}
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