Holy Molars! Post-Halloween GWiMMRN Edition
Breaking your teeth on Halloween candy? Find something unexpectedly warm and salty in your do-nuts?
Hey! It's the HOLIDAY SEASON already here at GWiMMRN! What's IN there?
A) The Monster Mash.
B) A long, snakey nose hair linking my nose to my mouth.
C) A long, snakey nose hair, not mine.
D) Santa Claus's Turkey Baster.
E) Flouncy, bouncy, saggy, baggy pinguin donut balls.
F) A big, fat cock-le-doodle-doo.
Don't forget all the trimmings!
Hey! It's the HOLIDAY SEASON already here at GWiMMRN! What's IN there?
A) The Monster Mash.
B) A long, snakey nose hair linking my nose to my mouth.
C) A long, snakey nose hair, not mine.
D) Santa Claus's Turkey Baster.
E) Flouncy, bouncy, saggy, baggy pinguin donut balls.
F) A big, fat cock-le-doodle-doo.
Don't forget all the trimmings!
posted by My Mouth at 7:24 AM
2 Comments:
There's nothing quite so good as biting into a doughnut and, instead of jelly, finding the briny surprise of a mouthful of man-custard.
By the way, Santa's turkey baster was INSIDE Mrs. Claus's turkey, if you know what I'm saying.
Not that that's the right answer or anything.
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