10/28/05

GWiMMRN, It's After Noon Somewhere Friday Edition

I'm still all about putting things, events, places, and concepts in there. What's in there now?

A) Those adorable little toned snatch hairs near Mei Xiang Welch's chocolate starfish
B) A cosmo made of Japanese pussy-flavored vodka, cranberry juice, and a splash of Clamato
C) Nigel Hollingsworth's Aunt Francine
D) The King James bible with a suspiciously penis-shaped hollow cut out of the pages
E) Jeffrey Scrotum Bag Barnes' birth certificate, stating for the record that his real name is Jeffrey Testicle Balls Sweaty Nutsack Scrotum Beanbag Barnes
F) Biscotti Toscani with a nice dish of French Vanilla ice cream and panda pussy sauce
G) A pussy cat
H) A pussy cat with a big, fat cock

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nigel u need therapy man ur relly sic.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Nigel Hollingsworth said...

Why am I sick? I feel fine.

5:31 AM  

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