I Eat DEAD PEOPLE, Pre-Halloween GWIMMRN Edition

I have a Sixth Sense that My Mouth has something in it!

Yoo hoo! I'm talking to YOU-HOO!

Before you go out on Halloween, see what tricks and treats I got in my mouf!

A) Bruce Willis' boiling fucking anger.
B) Bonnie Bedelia, because SHE DID IT.
C) A snot-filled Kleenex ghost with mucous for ectoplasm.
D) A sucker ghost with Michael Jackson's penis instead of a lollipop.
E) A used condom from the backseat of a 1975 Ford Escort GL.
F) Everlasting shame.
G) Everlasting big, fat cock.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the Michael Jackson penis ghost mucous-flavored?

3:44 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

It's no ghost. It's white, and it's real.

It also depends on whether Macaulay Culkin had a cold that day.

3:48 PM  

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