Everyone Will Have a Happy Halloween IN MY MOUTH

My mouth celebrates holidays like Halloween, believe it or not. What's in there doing the celebrating right now?

A) Bananas in custard
B) Bananas in man-custard
C) A urine-moistened Koran
D) Horehound candy for all the little ones
E) Slices of hot dog cake for all the little ones
F) Doughnuts for all the little ones
G) A big, fat cock for all the little ones


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering F, I will never buy anything from a store again.

8:06 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Whereas E is just yummy. I almost wish I were going out trick-or-treating to my house so I could get a great big slice of hot dog cake!

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we eat our hot dog cake, can we get man-custard for desert?

10:45 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Yes, but only one tablespoon at a time.

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it 57 year old man custard?

1:10 PM  

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