I'm Putting Things in My Mouth on Sunday!

Putting something new in there today! What, oh what might it be...

A) A ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie with bouncy, flouncy otter balls
B) Cat shit potstickers (steamed)
C) A Halls Mentho-Lyptus cough drop, honey-lemon flavor
D) Peach pit pie
E) A cupcake from the local elementary school's bake sale, hot dog flavored
F) Two curling irons covered in Vaseline
G) A big, fat...COCK


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there no shame on SUNDAYS anymore?

10:20 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Reminder: The peach pits are from a peach that I didn't eat.

10:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have a recipe for those potstickers? And how do you get all the shit to stick on the stick?

Finally, do you have a box to stuff stuff in?

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, but I have a bag to stuff extra otter balls in.

3:46 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

You have EXTRAS!? Great!

3:48 PM  

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