I'm Putting Things in My Mouth on Sunday!
Putting something new in there today! What, oh what might it be...
A) A ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie with bouncy, flouncy otter balls
B) Cat shit potstickers (steamed)
C) A Halls Mentho-Lyptus cough drop, honey-lemon flavor
D) Peach pit pie
E) A cupcake from the local elementary school's bake sale, hot dog flavored
F) Two curling irons covered in Vaseline
G) A big, fat...COCK
A) A ketchup and mustard homeless hoagie with bouncy, flouncy otter balls
B) Cat shit potstickers (steamed)
C) A Halls Mentho-Lyptus cough drop, honey-lemon flavor
D) Peach pit pie
E) A cupcake from the local elementary school's bake sale, hot dog flavored
F) Two curling irons covered in Vaseline
G) A big, fat...COCK
posted by My Mouth at 5:50 AM
5 Comments:
Is there no shame on SUNDAYS anymore?
Reminder: The peach pits are from a peach that I didn't eat.
Do you have a recipe for those potstickers? And how do you get all the shit to stick on the stick?
Finally, do you have a box to stuff stuff in?
No, but I have a bag to stuff extra otter balls in.
You have EXTRAS!? Great!
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