Ghosts and Goblins AREN'T in My Mouth...
But what is?
A) Bonnie Bedelia's love-child, unwittingly conceived upon her by Michael Jackson's mucuous-covered sucker ghost
B) A dozen Nahidmobarekeh-style dough-nuts, each filled with a delicious con-cock-tion of man-custard, bananas, and store-brand mustard
C) Cow-chips Ahoy! cookies
D) Caramel apples dipped in crushed peanuts
E) Dismay that my baked goods aren't selling as well as I'd hoped, I mean, those dough-nuts took effort, and I'd appreciate some fucking consideration already
F) A big fat cock covered in jujubes for the holiday
A) Bonnie Bedelia's love-child, unwittingly conceived upon her by Michael Jackson's mucuous-covered sucker ghost
B) A dozen Nahidmobarekeh-style dough-nuts, each filled with a delicious con-cock-tion of man-custard, bananas, and store-brand mustard
C) Cow-chips Ahoy! cookies
D) Caramel apples dipped in crushed peanuts
E) Dismay that my baked goods aren't selling as well as I'd hoped, I mean, those dough-nuts took effort, and I'd appreciate some fucking consideration already
F) A big fat cock covered in jujubes for the holiday
posted by My Mouth at 3:30 PM
3 Comments:
For Letter F; what holiday is that?
Halloween, of course! A holiday devoted to putting things in my mouth!
Oh. I thought it was for ChristXmas.
Now I'm more disappointed than I usually am.
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