Come ON, People...
I KNOW you were thinking about something other than my mouth and what goes in it today. I just KNOW it. How many times do I have to say it? FOCUS. FOCUS on my mouth.
Okay? Still with me? Fine. Guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A freshly-raped cherry pie
B) A cute little golden Labrador puppy, tail wagging
C) A peanut butter and bacon sandwich, except that the peanut butter is actually a three-ply sheet of heavily-used toilet paper, the bread is actually an agglomeration of 5,000 gypsies' toe cheese pressed into a loaf-like shape, and the bacon turned out to be the glistening caul covering the human brain (known as the meninges) so it's not a peanut butter and bacon sandwich at all, but rather a horribly sickening toe cheese, paper, shit, and brain sandwich that no one would even think of eating
D) A run-on sentence
E) Chivychivychivychivychivy
F) Spermacuticles, which may be explained later
G) Gokor's big fat gokorriffic COCK
Okay? Still with me? Fine. Guess what's in my mouth right now:
A) A freshly-raped cherry pie
B) A cute little golden Labrador puppy, tail wagging
C) A peanut butter and bacon sandwich, except that the peanut butter is actually a three-ply sheet of heavily-used toilet paper, the bread is actually an agglomeration of 5,000 gypsies' toe cheese pressed into a loaf-like shape, and the bacon turned out to be the glistening caul covering the human brain (known as the meninges) so it's not a peanut butter and bacon sandwich at all, but rather a horribly sickening toe cheese, paper, shit, and brain sandwich that no one would even think of eating
D) A run-on sentence
E) Chivychivychivychivychivy
F) Spermacuticles, which may be explained later
G) Gokor's big fat gokorriffic COCK
posted by My Mouth at 5:27 AM
5 Comments:
*ahem*
I'm staying away from "G" today, thank you very much.
I think D in your mouth is ...believeable.
A is too messy
I'm allergic to cherries anyway.
uhuh throw me some of them penisbutter n toe jelly sanwiches, thankyouverymuch. uhuh.
They're actually "spermacuticles." NOT "spermaceuticals."
WE LOVE YOU, KING!
OHHHHHHHH E!
Gokor crush you. Gokor verrrry mad about remarks you make about Roma. RRRRRRRR!
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