11/4/05

My Mouth in 2008

Early voting now for what's in my mouth right now!

A) Spermy McBurp's middle class tax cut.
B) The long, blonde pubic hair of the law.
C) Lola's icy nips.
D) Japan's icy nips.
E) Paris Hilton's soiled breeches after eating that greasy hamburger.
F) A bigus, fatus cockus.

9 Comments:

Anonymous A. Nip(ponese) said...

This disgusting Amelican website is vely lacist. We in Japan do not rike to be lefelled to as "nips." Prease stop chalactelizing us that way.

8:20 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

What I find most distressing is that you actually confuse the "r" and "l" when you WRITE.

10:37 AM  
Anonymous a. nip(ponese) said...

Prease to not lefel to me as confused. My mind is as creal as day. I am vely angly at this website and wish fol you to no rongel mock my countly.

11:42 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I really am having a hard time understanding you. Please use english.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous a. nip(ponese) said...

I speak Engrish vely werr and have been tord so by rots of peopre. Folget about it. I sharr terr arr my fliends to not rook at this website evel. To herr with you.

1:31 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

To herr with YOU!

10:38 AM  
Blogger lola said...

me me please pick me

5:44 AM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Believe me, you DON'T want to be in there. Do you REALLY want to keep company with the long, dark pubic hair of the law?

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Long Blonde Pubic Hair of the Law said...

Sir! Drop the shampoo and put your hands up! You're under arrest!

1:23 PM  

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