My Mouth on November 4, 2005!
Holy pigfucks! What can be in there now, on this very day, I wonder?
A) Wonkette's red, chapped anus
B) The long, blonde pubic hair 'cross Nicole Richie's red, chapped anus
C) The Star Spangled Banner
D) A partially shredded moist towelette, its adventures with Jessica Alba's starfish and Sarah Beeny's taint completed, finally re-re-repurposed as a tasty snack
E) Self-loathing that all this effort is being put forth to maintain this horrible website
F) A bountiful harvest of dingleberries
G) Ana's big, fat Cox
A) Wonkette's red, chapped anus
B) The long, blonde pubic hair 'cross Nicole Richie's red, chapped anus
C) The Star Spangled Banner
D) A partially shredded moist towelette, its adventures with Jessica Alba's starfish and Sarah Beeny's taint completed, finally re-re-repurposed as a tasty snack
E) Self-loathing that all this effort is being put forth to maintain this horrible website
F) A bountiful harvest of dingleberries
G) Ana's big, fat Cox
posted by My Mouth at 12:38 PM
3 Comments:
Why is Nicole Richie's anus so chapped?
This website is relentless.
Pigfucks, indeed.
I'm merely cataloging the things that may or may not be in my mouth at a particular time. I'm afraid I don't know what you mean by "relentless." Is the New York Times "relentless" in its pursuit of news and information?
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