It's Thursday and My Mouth is IN THE MOOD

oooo yeah, honey. come on over and see what the mouth is cooking. smell that? oooo yeah.

go on, babe. guess what's percolating in the honey receptacle.

A) Blue toilet water, made from spitting green mint Listerine into the toilet bowl I just urinated in.
B) Doody bubbles.
C) Howdy Doody's woody wood pecker.
D) Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin.
E) Jon Stewart's shiny hair helmet.
F) You know what (Hint: it's a big, fat cock).



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that the chemical reaction of urine added to Listerine didn't cause you to swoon and hit your head on the porcelain rim of the toilet.

Your multitasking is to be commended.

From now on, I plan to pronounce the "ine" in "urine" like it was "een."

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How would you pro-nounce pinguin?

11:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:28 PM  

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