10/25/05

GWiMMRN, Secret Tuesday Edition

Shhhhh! They might still be watching! Even so, I have managed to secretly put something in my mouth. Whatever could it be?

A) The eponymous "chunk" of the oft-heard bathroom phrase, "What does that chunk want?"
B) Sabine Ehrenfeld's uvula
C) Yellow snow from a diabetic puppy's excited leavings (sweet!)
D) Noam Chomsky's tax return, stapled to Sabine Ehrenfeld's taint
E) A 30-lb. barbell with little teeth marks all around it
F) A burgeoning yawn
G) A big, fat, burgeoning cock

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diabetic puppies are the cutest!

1:11 PM  

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