It's a Three-fer in My Mouth Today!

Oh, happy Day: my mouth has been terribly busy. Can you guess what may be within its capacious majesty?

A) A photograph of Courtney Love's large, smeary, red lips
B) A tiny piece of Gouda caught in my molars
C) Biggie Smalls's final defecation as a result of involuntary sphincter-loosening upon death
D) Alka-Seltzer
E) A moist blend of melted mozzarella, liquid paper, and mucus
F) A big, fat cock

(Hint: Say CHEESE!)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've noticed that Alka-Seltzer doesn't improve one's breath after consuming large quantities of fecal matter.

I've also noticed that it can't get you high.

3:14 PM  
Blogger My Mouth said...

Consuming large quantities of fecal matter? That's sick! I would never do that!

Fecal matter should be consumed in moderation, not in large quantities.


3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll try it again, this time with your admonition.

Thanks for the help!

7:48 AM  

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