It's a Three-fer in My Mouth Today!
Oh, happy Day: my mouth has been terribly busy. Can you guess what may be within its capacious majesty?
A) A photograph of Courtney Love's large, smeary, red lips
B) A tiny piece of Gouda caught in my molars
C) Biggie Smalls's final defecation as a result of involuntary sphincter-loosening upon death
D) Alka-Seltzer
E) A moist blend of melted mozzarella, liquid paper, and mucus
F) A big, fat cock
(Hint: Say CHEESE!)
A) A photograph of Courtney Love's large, smeary, red lips
B) A tiny piece of Gouda caught in my molars
C) Biggie Smalls's final defecation as a result of involuntary sphincter-loosening upon death
D) Alka-Seltzer
E) A moist blend of melted mozzarella, liquid paper, and mucus
F) A big, fat cock
(Hint: Say CHEESE!)
posted by My Mouth at 11:22 AM
3 Comments:
I've noticed that Alka-Seltzer doesn't improve one's breath after consuming large quantities of fecal matter.
I've also noticed that it can't get you high.
Consuming large quantities of fecal matter? That's sick! I would never do that!
Fecal matter should be consumed in moderation, not in large quantities.
Sicko!
I'll try it again, this time with your admonition.
Thanks for the help!
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