Bump Day Edition of GWiMMRN

If Wednesday's "Hump Day," why isn't Thursday "Bump Day?" And what's up with humpbacks: why don't they call them bumpbacks? These are the questions in my mouth today, in addition to what else:

A) Brian Dennehy's meat farts
B) Those adorable little ass hairs near D'Angelo's sweaty starfish
C) The Baby Jesus
D) Those adorable little ass hairs near the Baby Jesus's starfish
E) A pint of tartar sauce, gargled
F) Birthday cake (not hot dog flavored)
G) A big, fat cock


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy, today's choices are especially hard hitting.

I prefer the chocolate hotdog cake.

7:37 AM  

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