Holy FUCK! There's...there's something in my mouth! Right now!

What on EARTH could it be?

A) Norton Antivirus
B) A mound
C) The bile-bitter taste of envy that my mouth's adventures aren't as popular as Andrea Harris
D) Mashed-up garlic cloves smeared on an inveterate masturbator's shotrag
E) The big, fat, pimple-strewn cock of the fat guy with all the boils on his face in Dune
F) Rick Ducommun's career
G) A white, greasy Swedish meatball from that New Year's Eve party found under the couch at 10:34 AM on January 1 (still moist)

No hints this time. This should be an easy one.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can only be so thankful that C isn't the right answer.

7:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the MOUND!

8:05 AM  

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