GWiMMRN, Early Tuesday Edition
Another day, another description of what's in my mouth right now. Pick two:
A) A rusty paper clip spiked RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF MY TONGUE NEAR THE BACK (ow!)
B) Tom Cruise's clit ring (oo!)
C) A chunk of turkey kielbasa with mayonnaise all over it (mm!)
D) Teeth, clenched in irritation over an unexpected parking ticket (rr!)
E) The War on Terror (ag!)
F) An origami dildo, previously used by Sandra Oh (oh!)
G) A big, fat cock (ga!)
A) A rusty paper clip spiked RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF MY TONGUE NEAR THE BACK (ow!)
B) Tom Cruise's clit ring (oo!)
C) A chunk of turkey kielbasa with mayonnaise all over it (mm!)
D) Teeth, clenched in irritation over an unexpected parking ticket (rr!)
E) The War on Terror (ag!)
F) An origami dildo, previously used by Sandra Oh (oh!)
G) A big, fat cock (ga!)
posted by My Mouth at 5:20 AM
2 Comments:
Was the dildo in the shape of a swan? And if so, did it have the H5N1 virus?
No and yes.
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